Emus. They're the next plague of locusts decending upon us.

[redoak]

okay..i KNOW i am slow and all..but..they cant really mate can they?.

OMG how dare you doubt me

Ya I just made that up

 

[SterlingAcres]

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they have teeth!!??..

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Razor sharp. They're like nasty wolverines!

 

[debilorrah]

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they have teeth!!??..

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It is more like what chickens have - that cartiledge that is rough and strong and grip like a nutcracker.....

 

[Laskaland]

Don't they bite. And kick? And spit? And smell?
I like the eggs though. Wonder if I could buy eggs just to look at?

christina

 

[greyfields]

Well your friend was lucky. Because I was assured they go straight for your eyeballs and will peck them out of your face quicker than you can say "EMU".

 

[redhen]

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OMG how dare you doubt me

Ya I just made that up

LOL..WHEW!....

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[RickiHupp]

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Sorry about my post, I was trying to think of another word for that but I also didnt want it sounding like the "other" part either.

hmm I'll just shut up now.

 

[debilorrah]

They most certainly do bite!!! Like a chicken does times 25!!!! I've seen the damage. Crazed hay basket running down the interstate, bit the poor guy he attacked and left HUGE bruises up and down his arm. Some guy had to knock the danged thing out with a tire iron!

 

[greyfields]

That's the terror we confront. They appear to be harmless and hapless, yet within each of them is a potential killer of men. Man-eating Emus. Humanity may have never faced a larger thread.

 

[redhen]

umm..i think i'm gonna pass on the EMU's now...they sound horriable!...LOL...but...i bet they WOULD be good flock protecters....cant you tame them out any?...