Emus. They're the next plague of locusts decending upon us.

[debilorrah]

The news did have a video of it on the interstate, but the poor dude was in the paper the next day. I felt so bad for him - he didn't even live here, just happened to get a flat on his way back from Vegas.

This was local to him, but not him.... HAHAHAHA!

 

[Laskaland]

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Hmmm. who wants to cross a silkie with an emu?? Now THAT would be whacked.

Silkie + Emu= Emilke Ninja

 

[BeardedChick]

Oh this is funny. Want to see an emu attack? Here ya go!

 

[greyfields]

You know the movie "From Dusk 'til Dawn"?? Originally, it was Emus, not zombies, which attack the protagonists.

 

[debilorrah]

Hay baskets with legs - nasty!!!!

 

[redhen]

yeah..okay..i dont want one now...

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[BeardedChick]

... and deputies subduing an emu attack cars - they have an assault rifle aimed at the thing for their safety.

http://www.truveo.com/Emu-Attacks-Cars-Gets-Zapped-With-Taser/id/1473075779

 

[Mahonri]

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Feeling sorry for the female chicken...

Laughing at the thought of Nugget (or any other chicken roo) jumping up to mount an emu hen.

 

[redhen]

OMG!..what WAS i thinking when i said i wanted one of those!...

..those things are nasty!....but..did u see how cute it was walking on a leash?...

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[greyfields]

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And that is why you never enter an Emu's domain without firearms.

But whatof the day when the Emus fine we humans irrelevant and expand their territory to include your home, your farm, your church and your 401(k)?