Emus. They're the next plague of locusts decending upon us.

[greyfields]

What if Karate Kid ended with Ralph Macchio doing "The Emu" rather than "The Crane"?

 

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Well, I would imagine that the price for Emu meat would be much higher and the market for Crane meat wouldn't be what it is today. Product placement is everything.

 

[greyfields]

 

[silkiechicken]

I want an EMUUUU!!!!!

They are so cute!!!!

Murder in your sleep cute!!!!

 

[greyfields]

You could breed Emu-ninjas capable of killing with the power of their mind alone.

 

[debilorrah]

Silkies aint got nothin on emus

 

[greyfields]

I've dined with Silkie. Several times she beat me to within inches of death, but decided in the end to let me live so I could buy dinner.

 

[silkiechicken]

Well, we still have to set the date for the next beating, but don't worry, I've got the tab this time!

 

[greyfields]

The had pheasant and boudin-blanc on the menu this month, but we didn't get a chance to go dine there!

 

[AngieChick]

Emu's are the cutest things, and I hope to have one some day, or maybe even a few! Unfortunately I suspect it's not going to happen, unless I can convince DH that it's just some sort of mutant Australian chicken. phooey.

I would like to point out that greyfields keeps starting these extremely contentious threads and then sitting back and hiding behind his comfy little "moderator" badge. I seriously suspect he's baiting us all so that he gets to feel useful and ban us or erase our responses when his threads incite riots