Official Squatch Watchers

[apryl29]

Had it, absolutely had it with stray cats! Almost got everyone in the coop had Lulu in my arms going to put her in and ding dong sees a cat. Not a problem for anyone but me, girl flips out of my hold and speed waddles towards the cat....had to throw myself on her like a live grenade. Why!?!?

Video?

As I have already seen. Also it seems to be a quickly growing thread. I just joined and I’ve had like a hundred alerts for this thread already lol

Yeah, you're going to way to turn that off.

Ok then.....the ole pee smells like ham trick gets rid of them everytime

I would contact your dr about that.

Suzi, smoked ham? No. I am not so low rent my pee would smell like smoked ham.... now a nice Jamon Iberico?!?! OFTEN!

Kidding... the only time I ever smell my pee is when I haven't had enough water, or after I eat asparagus.... and then it smells like burnt rubber (to me)....

And y'all go ahead and joke about sending ME the urine samples... ain't gonna be funny when your clones rize up and take over the planet now, is it??!?!? mua.ha.haaaaa

You started the thread, you're burdened w vetting new applicants.

evening all... I'm only a few hundred posts behind

Only.... You haven't missed much. I believe Sassy has a Silkie w breathing issues.

 

[MrsMistyReal]

Smuv!
Misty... HOW long have you been hanging out here????
How could you not have know?
I'll rip up your membership card if you like.
All hail smuvers

Please no forgive only please love

 

[staceyj]

why have you no heart

Girl! HEART is WHY I slaved over them!

 

[21hens-incharge]

Is it wrong that I ate 7 pecan Sandie's and had a glass of milk for dinner?

 

[staceyj]

Night peeps! For real this time, unless I cannot sleep at four in the morning like the past two days, I’ll see you in the morning. If I cannot sleep, I will see you at four. Anywho, thank you all for being awsome fruitcakes (my favorite new word) and I will see you peeps tomorrow!!

Try hard to sleep in! Rest up for your Birthday!!!!

 

[Smuvers Farm]

Is it wrong that I ate 7 pecan Sandie's and had a glass of milk for dinner?

Sounds like a well balanced meal for any time of day

 

[staceyj]

Is it wrong that I ate 7 pecan Sandie's and had a glass of milk for dinner?

Do you feel good? Was it deeeeelicious?
Then heck yeah!

 

[MrsMistyReal]

Night peeps! For real this time, unless I cannot sleep at four in the morning like the past two days, I’ll see you in the morning. If I cannot sleep, I will see you at four. Anywho, thank you all for being awsome fruitcakes (my favorite new word) and I will see you peeps tomorrow!!

Would you like a bed time story about vodka & fruit cake

 

[BantyChooks]

Leader.... yeah....no.....that's like saying I'm the biggest nut in the jar of Planters... no

You're so big you're classified as a tumour rather than a nut!

 

[MrsMistyReal]

Is it wrong that I ate 7 pecan Sandie's and had a glass of milk for dinner?

Hungry time for snacks