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He's pretty much played the entire field, she's only got three Marge is old probably five at least and Patty and Selma are this springs pullets. She's scared of roosters so she doesn't have one, she's even semi scared of mine even though I've had her feed him out of her hand. :confused:
TexasSam said:
I wouldn't lock him up either. Let him fertilize all her hens lol
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FlyingNunFarm said:
Oddly enough the ex called and apparently his perfect woman hasn't been home in a few days. He even had the b@lls to ask if he could move home.
Uh, no, I don't think so. You're SOL.
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Tell him to piss off..... although, the feeding of rat turds would be nice... you are too good for his sorry arse. He is a waste of human space and needs to learn the grass aint' greener. Dumba$$... I don't feel sorry for him at all... and I hope you don't either!

Chickassan said:
I'm going to rename him hemmoroid lol! He's been trying to tempt those girls since their coop got moved to her front yard. I watched him crow and strut for a good hour yesterday. I'm going to have to block the view i guess. I'm not locking him up,they came to him. She needs to get them a man even if it's just a little bantam, it's the thought that counts anyway. :)
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A direct quote from my DH (she's a chicken pimp)
 
My bantam is feisty he tries to sneak up on me when I'm not looking. The other day I turned just in time to reach down an teach him I'm the top of the peaking order. Sometimes I'll let him flog the bottom of my shoe the funny thing is the is if the big rooster sees him squaring off with me he will come and chase the bantam off. Almost like he is protecting me
 
TexasSam said:
My bantam is feisty he tries to sneak up on me when I'm not looking. The other day I turned just in time to reach down an teach him I'm the top of the peaking order. Sometimes I'll let him flog the bottom of my shoe the funny thing is the is if the big rooster sees him squaring off with me he will come and chase the bantam off. Almost like he is protecting me
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Any rooster that bites or flogs a person on my place gets sent to freezer camp. Although I suppose it might almost be cute being on the receiving end of a flogging from a tiny bantam. I have all LF around here and don't tolerate human aggression. Period.
 

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