Uh oh, i totally wouldn't pass one of those. I'm just a simple derp rancher, no need to background check me.

OK... DH walks in.... I wink... ask him if he was looking to Melvin up the taterhole... he bursts into laughter and says WHAT?!?!? Once the laughter subsides, I tell him the conversation behind it.... he is STILL laughing!!! And he is really debating on whether or not he is going to require background checks on all my future friends.![]()




