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Uh oh, i totally wouldn't pass one of those. I'm just a simple derp rancher, no need to background check me.:lau
OK... DH walks in.... I wink... ask him if he was looking to Melvin up the taterhole... he bursts into laughter and says WHAT?!?!? Once the laughter subsides, I tell him the conversation behind it.... he is STILL laughing!!! And he is really debating on whether or not he is going to require background checks on all my future friends. :gig
 
Some of my hens fight more then the boys. And they are mean to each other! When Shadow my OE was about months old I took video of her trying to pick a fight. She'd run up to another chick real quick and stand up tall with her neck poofed out. When that chick didn't join in she'd do the same thing to another. She went around to 3 or 4 and only 1 stood up to her. LOL
 
Uh oh, i totally wouldn't pass one of those. I'm just a simple derp rancher, no need to background check me.:lau

I totally think your hubs needs to do the full background check on this one.
:eek:

Derp ranching....... Sounds suspicious to me.












Hoping that will keep him busy while the rest of us either hide or figure out how to forge the background checks.
:th
 
It's basically just synchronised waddling. You'll never see a derp stampede unless there is food involved. Derp herding, is a skill you must place both hands on the derp and guide the derp to it's destination. If you remove your hands from the derp it will either stop or turn around. Honestly derp ranching should be an Olympic sport. ;)
Now I'm just sitting here picturing what a derp drive would look like....stampeding derps.... derp herding..
 
I am not having a great day. Hopefully tomorrow will be a snow day. I was really proud of myself, because I worked really hard to do a good job on notes on a took which I've had trouble with before, and apparently I missed that we were supposed to do a whole nother chapter. Luckily he was very kind and will let me ma!e it up. I almost cried in front of him. As it was I shed a few tears in the hall.
 

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