Official Squatch Watchers

[Smuvers Farm]

Y'all really don't have to play catch up.... I mean, you'll miss out on a TON of funny stuff... but no one's gonna boot you from being a Squatch Watcher if you are completely UTD with the thread....

And I vote #3.

 

[Kiki]

I'll guess but it doesn't count if I'm right.
1 is the lie.

Male cats get "sex changes" if they have chronic urinary blockage problems.

WHAT???

 

[Smuvers Farm]

#1 is pipped and zipping!

#2, Glade/Crackpot is in the upper right hand corner... and nothing yet.

 

[black_dove2]

I have been in a constant state of catching up for the past two days. Somewhere in here is a synopsis.
Google this phrase
Readers digest

Lol I read back to front well I start novels and threads at beginning.

Some where along the trip I time warp to end page and start reading backwards one page at a time.

When I've decided I've got the gist and my fix I leisurely stroll from point I stopped and read non stop till the end! Including everything I read previously.

If you understood this post you probably can decipher series pilot Damnation.

 

[Suzi18]

Black dove is the winner

1. Yes I'm a freak and my belly button isn't centered in my body
3. And yes my cat is a freak too.....he continually had urinary blockages from crystals that formed in his bladder. As a last resort we took him to an Animal hospital in Columbus Oh where they did a procedure on him called a urethrostomy where they basically turned him internally to a girl in order to make the urethra larger. He still has the crystal but now they can pass through the larger opening instead of the small urethra in the penis. You can read all the gory details online. But thats the gist of it

 

[black_dove2]

3 is not a lie I think.

Nueter a cat. Same as when in old days men were. Sex change

 

[black_dove2]

Black dove is the winner

1. Yes I'm a freak and my belly button isn't centered in my body
3. And yes my cat is a freak too.....he continually had urinary blockages from crystals that formed in his bladder. As a last resort we took him to an Animal hospital in Columbus Oh where they did a procedure on him called a urethrostomy where they basically turned him internally to a girl in order to make the urethra larger. He still has the crystal but now they can pass through the larger opening instead of the small urethra in the penis. You can read all the gory details online. But thats the gist of it

Wow thanks I'm surprised I got it correct. I was going to take a trip through googleland searching for an illusive video of your yodeling classes.

Okay my reasoning was off a bit just like your belly button

 

[Kiki]

So who won?
I'm already lost!

 

[Smuvers Farm]

Seriously. MY TURN!

1. I shaved my head bald a month ago, *just because*.

2. I was an amateur speed skater, on the way to becoming an Olympian.

3. I have watched Titanic over 100 times.

 

[Kiki]

So who won?
I'm already lost!

I AM SO DUMB!
It clearly state BLACK DOVE IS THE WINNER!