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This is ALL I HEAR in my bedroom!!!!!! Fricken Wobbles.... tweep tweep tweep.....
LOL so true. Baby birds are babies!
 
They used a handgun the first time and he shot it in the head and it just stared at him with half its face missing. That's when they went and got a shot gun for future raccoons. Maybe we have some strain of zombie raccoons that don't die.
Drowning is not a bad thing, if you do not want the meat. Not messy, not noisy, pretty fast for the animal, too. You get a nice skin, and you could still feed the meat to the chickens.
 
Wow, that was quick! CapFarm, we have a winner!

3.) The lie: I am currently on husband number 3 (third time is the charm folks!) As in, third and final. :)

1.) When I was still a vet student, I wrote a funny and heartwarming short story about a one-eyed Jack Russell and his confusing penis (i am not lying, folks!) and submitted it to a veterinary journal. Much to the chagrin of my veterinary professors--who mostly hated me--they loved it, published it, followed me around with a photography crew, and I was on the front cover of Veterinary Forum.

2.) Don't judge! I was young and wild, and working my way through college. I only did it for a month before I got too disgusted. Easiest money I ever made.
Sadly, they don't pay us because we are smart.
 
Wow, that was quick! CapFarm, we have a winner!

3.) The lie: I am currently on husband number 3 (third time is the charm folks!) As in, third and final. :)

1.) When I was still a vet student, I wrote a funny and heartwarming short story about a one-eyed Jack Russell and his confusing penis (i am not lying, folks!) and submitted it to a veterinary journal. Much to the chagrin of my veterinary professors--who mostly hated me--they loved it, published it, followed me around with a photography crew, and I was on the front cover of Veterinary Forum.

2.) Don't judge! I was young and wild, and working my way through college. I only did it for a month before I got too disgusted. Easiest money I ever made.
Sadly, they don't pay us because we are smart.
 

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