Ruby is back!!!!

Sorry to hear about your chicken's comb but I know you will take amazing care of her. She is lucky to have you.
And yes Ruby I have squatchs (feral chickens that live in my yard). They have been around for a couple years but this year they hatched a ton of babies (mostly boys). Tooooo many little teenage squatches running around. So I am rounding everybody up to go to new homes.
About that squatch catching....guys.... I had to climb into the tree

. No really, I had to! There was no other way. That stupid evergreen tree might as well be fort knox it is so wide and bushy and dense ugh. So I climbed the tree and started grabbing squatches. It was kind like picking apples.... angry, shrieking, flapping apples. Pretty sure the neighbors hate me now. But I plucked them off their branches one at a time and passed em down to hubby to put in the run or dog crates. Got scraped up, pooped on, and covered in twigs (hence the glorious selfie) but it was worth it! 11 squatches caught!

The last three (1 pullet 2 hens) were too high up for me to get. Pick up by their new owners is tomorrow so for now the quest continues.
For those interested in the tech we discussed:
Net: didn't even try it. Way too big for the size of spaces I was working in.
Homemade wire chicken hook: Magical awesomeness. Everyone go make one of these. Seriously. Used it this morning to move some of the female squatches from one run to another. Used it again to catch squatch number 12 (the last pullet) when she wandered into my run to get a drink. Best. Invention. Ever.
T-pole: I think this would work well in a lot of other situations. I did make one and was able to get a sleeping rooster to step off his branch and onto the cross piece. The problem was when I tried to lower him down, the tree branches were all so close together, he kinda got hit by the smaller branches. That plus super bright moonlight mean he spooked and was able to fly up higher into the tree. But I bet it would be great for getting a bird off a building or out of a different type of tree.