Official Squatch Watchers

[Suzi18]

Hey guys what y’all been up to

It's been a busy night Sammy

 

[TexasSam]

Here @CapricornFarm i got this for you

 

[CapricornFarm]

*sniffle eyes tear up* how did you know my birthday is Sunday? *begins to cry and hugs you*

Because i always spread birthday news like potent germs!

 

[staceyj]

E me ink the at tha Briana a is a inor ma........anyone read pig latin

Oh yeah girl. Ohhhhhh yeah.

 

[CapricornFarm]

View attachment 1247513 Here @CapricornFarm i got this for you

Oh Sam, just what i always wanted! Thanks so much.

 

[apryl29]

Which brings me to a story. Many many eons ago when I was young and recently divorced I joined a popular dating site. I started talking with this guy online who lived in Pennsylvania and worked from home for the FBI. Now I always take that kind of information with a grain of salt but he claimed that he worked surfing the internet looking for pedos. We talked for several months but he lived far away and was legally blind in one eye because of an accident when he was a child and could not drive. Eventually his insanity got to the point that I finally blocked him. he was friend suggested to me on Facebook, how they managed to attach me to somebody I never had any contact with through that service I don't know. I blocked him and hopefully I never hear from him again. Lots of cray cray out there. Moral of the story: stay the hell away from dating websites.

 

[TexasSam]

It's been a busy night Sammy

Really what happened

 

[MrsMistyReal]

As long as you're over 18... Need to know how far to limit some jokes. We do have an underager, but don't make mature comments at her expense. Everyone else is fair game.


I'd like a story time WITH vodka.

the end

 

[TexasSam]

Oh Sam, just what i always wanted! Thanks so much.

Hope you feel better soon

 

[CapricornFarm]

Ha ha lol!
I wish I could say, but I would rather keep my age private, you know for safety reasons. but thanks!

Age is not as important as attitude. Hang in there.