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FlyingNunFarm said:
You should share them with nifty. I was reading them at work and snorted at a few. I had to answer them.
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How would I do that without high jacking a thread? I better not.
I don’t want to get yelled at.
Or make the administration think I don’t take stuff seriously. Or get a warning from that lady who warned me TWICE for something I did not deserve and made me cry for days that I was going to make it through a LIFETIME of Catholic schooling and THEN get EXPELLED from a CHICKEN WEBSITE over semantics!
@BantyChooks might be painfully shy in person (hug hug Bantu, but good for you for not being shy HERE at the squatchers house.)
It took me forever to post here the first time ( on the first squatchers thread)
And then.... oh lord remember when I somehow thought our dear @rjohns39
Who is HAPPILY AND forEV-ER MARRIED TO MRS @rjohns39 , And ... who was it?! Kiki?
Anyway somehow, I got the impression somehow they were maybe a couple because they were talking about one of @rjohns39 ‘s famous recipes *so passionately (but in a food way)
And I got my first one of these things -:smack and man.....! I cried!
And almost never came back on !!!!
I thought you guys hated me!
Because you all know, I’m a crier. :hit

But I’m good now.
I know you guys accepted me.

Thanks btw. :hugs Friends.
 
staceyj said:
How would I do that without high jacking a thread? I better not.
I don’t want to get yelled at.
Or make the administration think I don’t take stuff seriously. Or get a warning from that lady who warned me TWICE for something I did not deserve and made me cry for days that I was going to make it through a LIFETIME of Catholic schooling and THEN get EXPELLED from a CHICKEN WEBSITE over semantics!
@BantyChooks might be painfully shy in person (hug hug Bantu, but good for you for not being shy HERE at the squatchers house.)
It took me forever to post here the first time ( on the first squatchers thread)
And then.... oh lord remember when I somehow thought our dear @rjohns39
Who is HAPPILY AND forEV-ER MARRIED TO MRS @rjohns39 , And ... who was it?! Kiki?
Anyway somehow, I got the impression somehow they were maybe a couple because they were talking about one of @rjohns39 ‘s famous recipes *so passionately (but in a food way)
And I got my first one of these things -:smack and man.....! I cried!
And almost never came back on !!!!
I thought you guys hated me!
Because you all know, I’m a crier. :hit

But I’m good now.
I know you guys accepted me.

Thanks btw. :hugs Friends.
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Aww, c'mon, everybody loves you. :hugs Even if it just stays here, it's still hilarious!
 
staceyj said:
FYI.
Nifty just started an interesting thread about greeting new members and asking for input regarding the possible revision of the new member template.

Cappy and I both hopped on with the same question,lol. , which he shot down nicely.

Then I started thinking about funny made-up questions. I don’t really know nifty so I don’t want to get in trouble posting jokes on his actual thread, but I’m alone in the hose and am cracking myself up.

Chicken math:

How many actual chickens do you have?

Current number is 27.

How many chickens does your spouse/partner/SO “think” you have?

More than I should. :p

Chicken finances:

What is the most money you have ever spent on a worthless chicken knick-knack for your home?

A cute planter that looks like a blue hen. I think it was $5 at a yard sale.

“..............” for your chicken coop?

Does the gigantic coop itself count? If not then 0 since chickens have needs lol.

How many times have you shopped online for your chickens after 11pm

Maybe a dozen. We usually hit the hay early here.

Chicken shopping:

Can you get to your tractor supply store in under an hour and so you need god assistance to accomplish this trip?

* edited right here lol. I meant IF SO, do you need GPS assistance ! But if God gets you to tractor supply, that’s cool too.

TSC is a short trip for me, maybe 10 minutes. God can come along if he wants. I may need his help during chick days after all. ;)

How many chicken related articles of clothing do you own?

Sadly a big zero.

What percentage of that amount would you estimate to be t-shirts?

None. :( I will accept donations though. :cool:

Chicken manners:

How many times have you left your house and knew before you drove away that their was chicken poop on an article of your clothing, yet you didn’t take the time to change?

None. I am super self conscious about that sort of thing. I always change clothes just before leaving.

Do you often examine other shoppers grocery carts and after inventorying their purchases come to the conclusion that they may also be a chicken owner?

Not at the human food store. It's just to hard to tell.

How may times have you asked a total stranger in line if they have chickens?

Oh my gosh! To many times to even estimate.

How many times have they said yes?

More than half the time. If they say no but seem open to having chickens I refer them to BYC for all the great info here. Several have asked me for info on where to get good chickens. :D

If you are driving through a residential area with your car window down and think
*maybe it’s possible that you just heard a. “The egg song”
Or b. A roosters crow
Do you...
drive around the block again to see if the sound can be replicated or maybe catch a glimpse of a coop/run or do you ignore it?

Most of the time I am in a hurry so I grin and move on.

Another edit right here!*
How many times do you circle the block before giving up??!!
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I am game! Good realistic fun questions by the way!

Open quote to see answers.
 
staceyj said:
How would I do that without high jacking a thread? I better not.
I don’t want to get yelled at.
Or make the administration think I don’t take stuff seriously. Or get a warning from that lady who warned me TWICE for something I did not deserve and made me cry for days that I was going to make it through a LIFETIME of Catholic schooling and THEN get EXPELLED from a CHICKEN WEBSITE over semantics!
@BantyChooks might be painfully shy in person (hug hug Bantu, but good for you for not being shy HERE at the squatchers house.)
It took me forever to post here the first time ( on the first squatchers thread)
And then.... oh lord remember when I somehow thought our dear @rjohns39
Who is HAPPILY AND forEV-ER MARRIED TO MRS @rjohns39 , And ... who was it?! Kiki?
Anyway somehow, I got the impression somehow they were maybe a couple because they were talking about one of @rjohns39 ‘s famous recipes *so passionately (but in a food way)
And I got my first one of these things -:smack and man.....! I cried!
And almost never came back on !!!!
I thought you guys hated me!
Because you all know, I’m a crier. :hit

But I’m good now.
I know you guys accepted me.

Thanks btw. :hugs Friends.
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There is an ignore a member setting on here!

People only use the smack emoji with people they like. It's kind of like elementary school behavior between boys and girls that like each other...
:he
 
staceyj said:
Peeps
My dh’s family is in full and complete meltdown mode.
There’s so much to tell I don’t know where to even start and frankly I’m too exhausted to even try tonight.
The pst two days I’ve worn many hats including from being the information relay person, referee, counselor, BS monitor and caller-outer, and patient liaison from 500 miles away.
Thank God for helpful healthcare professionals.

Pretty sure at this point I’ll be going to hell for all the angry, hateful thoughts I’ve had in the past few days. I’m trying so hard not to judge my in laws but dang. They are completely abandoning their dad.

Please keep the poor old dad in your thoughts.
No one deserves to have such crappy children.
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Prayers:hugs
 
FlyingNunFarm said:
Submit it as “member reintroduction” in the for fun section. Anyone who’s owned chickens for even a little while will get why those questions are funny.
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I have heard of people making a second account on BYC to test things....then you could use the template for a new member introduction
 

Chicken math:

How many actual chickens do you have?
2
How many chickens does your spouse/partner/SO “think” you have?
2, but he is unaware that Gurtrude laid 2 shell-less eggs in his chair, and will sit in it any time I'm not in it, and that she sits on the arm of it every night, while Lizbeth sits on the back.

Chicken finances:

What is the most money you have ever spent on a worthless chicken knick-knack for your home?
Ummm, playing the 5th, coz have been financing DD#4s connection. Let's just say we managed to drop $100 at the thrift store, and it was only chicken knick knacks.

“..............” for your chicken coop?
Not really much, just some hanging toys.

How many times have you shopped online for your chickens after 11 pm?
I'm up till 2 or 3 am, so most of my online stuff is after 11pm.

Chicken shopping:

Can you get to your tractor supply store in under an hour and so you need god assistance to accomplish this trip?

* edited right here lol. I meant IF SO, do you need GPS assistance ! But if God gets you to tractor supply, that’s cool too.
I can get to both TSC in less than half an hour, and Coastal Farm Supply in less than 10 minutes. No GPS needed.

How many chicken related articles of clothing do you own?
4
What percentage of that amount would you estimate to be t-shirts?
All

Chicken manners:

How many times have you left your house and knew before you drove away that their was chicken poop on an article of your clothing, yet you didn’t take the time to change?
Haven't managed to have that issue yet.

Do you often examine other shoppers grocery carts and after inventorying their purchases come to the conclusion that they may also be a chicken owner?
Only at TSC or Coastal.

How may times have you asked a total stranger in line if they have chickens?
I only ask if they are buying chicken related stuff.

How many times have they said yes?
Every time.

If you are driving through a residential area with your car window down and think
*maybe it’s possible that you just heard a. “The egg song”
Or b. A roosters crow
Do you...
drive around the block again to see if the sound can be replicated or maybe catch a glimpse of a coop/run or do you ignore it?
I don't hear chicken noises in my area.

Another edit right here!*
How many times do you circle the block before you give up?
I don't get overly curious.
 
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