Ok now I have the ceiling fan AND the Tower fan on for them.
Plus I’ve separated them sternly like naughty children.
I can sleep with the indignant sighs....
I can’t sleep with the out of synch panting from the two of them.





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Honestly don’t think he’d use them.
Just the 4 steps off the porch make him pause in deep contemplation and resignation. Thinking about building him a ramp out there.
If I put doggie stairs in here I’d break my hip or arm or at the very least some toes getting up at 3 am to pee because I’d have to squeeze around it. Pretty sure I’d forget in the dark.... remember this room is #DHPITCHBLACK at night.
This master bedroom I think was meant to be like a mother-in-laws guest suite.
The BIG master and a bonus room is upstairs but when we moved in we let the girls have the upstairs.
Since they moved out I just pretend there isn’t an upstairs. Lololol. I only clean up there every few months.
Oh lort. Now cooper’s barking in his sleep.
The bright side is at least HE’s finally asleep!
... making progress.