Suzi18
Crossing the Road
"spent the afternoon in the bathroom thinking about his behavior"........Hey! Must have been a good day for it. Cooper puked at 3:30 am.
By the time I got it cleaned up DH couldn’t go back to sleep and turned on the bedroom tv. Then he went to sleep and I couldn’t.
Then later in the morning I was sitting on the back porch with cooper watching chicken tv and I kept hearing creaking sounds over my head in the ceiling part of the porch (not an enclosed porch).
Hmmmm I thought, I hope I don’t have a dang squirrel up there!
So I said cooper what’s up there buddy?!?
And he barked.
And his bark was replied to with a meow !
“Oh CARP!” I yelled.
(Not exact translation)
But by gawd it sounded like SAM!
I RAN upstairs (never go up there) and in the hallway is a big closet.
AND THE DOOR WAS OPEN. It’s always closed.
And in the back of that closet is another big closet.
THAT DOOR WAS OPEN. And that’s always closed too.
And in the back of THAT CLOSET is three steps and the door to the attic. AND THAT DOOR WAS OPEN TOO! And is always closed AND LOCKED.
And that attic is huge and only has a plywood floor over part of it.
And out beyond where the lightbulb casts light and the floor ends is a partial wall with just a small opening in it and beyond that is who the hellllllll knows because the flashlight didn’t even light it up. It was like a black hole.
But apparently THAT is either over or leads to the area over the back porch.
AND THATS WHERE SAM WAS!
And I couldn’t get to him.
and he was having a GRAND time.
And it took me HALF THE DAY TO ENTICE HIM with all the kitty treats in my arsenal to trick him into coming out and getting close enough to me to brace my hip agains this slanted board and lean out and GRAB HIS ARSSS and haul him downstairs.
So HE spent the afternoon in the downstairs bathroom thinking about his behavior.
(With food water and litter box)
When DH came home I had him go up there and fix the slide lock on the door which the previous owners had installed upside down for some reason.
I swear. ALL the door knobs in this house have GOT to GO.
Remember last week when I felt sorry for the cat for being in the cone of shame for so long?
Dang. He was so good. 21 days.
I miss those days already.
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