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You just described about 80 percent of my normal days.
I don't get to stash as much food due to me sitting it down, forgetting about it then wondering who gave the derps a pickle.
I thought someone was ninja feeding them for a long time. In truth it was me. :(
drumstick diva said:
Molpet we must be twins from other parents. That is my M.O. also - a full box becomes an empty box. Even if I don't care for what's inside, I'll probably keep going back for more until that is finished. If I put things in the freezer under the guise of hiding them from me. I will eat them even if frozen hard as a rock(what my freezer goes best).

Sometimes I throw things in the kitchen waste basket But, tend to wrap them up lovingly so they won't get bacteria from anything. Then of course I go back later, rescue them and eat them.

Also I eat so fast I can't figure out why there are "wrappers," all over but, I don't remember eating anything. I live alone. But then my mind is gone. I have to touch the tooth brush to see if I brushed or not. If I have a jacket on - try to determine is I am going out, or IF I came back inside.

A therapist suggested I lived through the depression (I'm not that old) or there were too many people in my family and food didn't stretch far enough. Wrong again. I hide things in the freezer too and no one is around to take them.
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Oh guess what? No, not chicken butt! My little baby boys are chasing crows now.
My wee screamers are turning into the hoodlums they were fated to become. It really makes a mother proud. My boys are derping up.:hit
 
drumstick diva said:
Molpet we must be twins from other parents. That is my M.O. also - a full box becomes an empty box. Even if I don't care for what's inside, I'll probably keep going back for more until that is finished. If I put things in the freezer under the guise of hiding them from me. I will eat them even if frozen hard as a rock(what my freezer goes best).

Sometimes I throw things in the kitchen waste basket But, tend to wrap them up lovingly so they won't get bacteria from anything. Then of course I go back later, rescue them and eat them.

Also I eat so fast I can't figure out why there are "wrappers," all over but, I don't remember eating anything. I live alone. But then my mind is gone. I have to touch the tooth brush to see if I brushed or not. If I have a jacket on - try to determine is I am going out, or IF I came back inside.

A therapist suggested I lived through the depression (I'm not that old) or there were too many people in my family and food didn't stretch far enough. Wrong again. I hide things in the freezer too and no one is around to take them.
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:yuckyuck
 
I made dinner....nothing new about that. :rolleyes:

Hubs was fixing his plate...nothing new about that. :hmm

The kitchen window is open....not new either.:p

He asks "what is chirping out there?". :confused:

I go investigate.............

Bitty had misplaced Dip. :rolleyes:

I had to stand out there until Bitty realized Dip forgot how to hop up into the coop.
:gig

Dear gawd. Silly thing ran back and forth screaming her tiny lungs out.
 
Welcome to my Derps
Won't you come into their pen
Derps are a mess
They act normal now and then
Don't get used to.it
Leave your what you think you know behind.
Welcome to my Derps
They love messing with your mind
They get lost in empty space
Seek and you will find
If you don't see them don't worry
The GPS works just fine
They'll scream an S.O.S
Even if they can see you
They're afraid of cotton balls
Welcome to my Derps
They're scared of q-tips too
Welcome to my Derps
I'm sorry you are doomed.
Here's you a song Henny, sung to the tune of welcome to my world.
Little tune is just magical.:gig
21hens-incharge said:
I made dinner....nothing new about that. :rolleyes:

Hubs was fixing his plate...nothing new about that. :hmm

The kitchen window is open....not new either.:p

He asks "what is chirping out there?". :confused:

I go investigate.............

Bitty had misplaced Dip. :rolleyes:

I had to stand out there until Bitty realized Dip forgot how to hop up into the coop.
:gig

Dear gawd. Silly thing ran back and forth screaming her tiny lungs out.
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Chickassan said:
Welcome to my Derps
Won't you come into their pen
Derps are a mess
They act normal now and then
Don't get used to.it
Leave your what you think you know behind.
Welcome to my Derps
They love messing with your mind
They get lost in empty space
Seek and you will find
If you don't see them don't worry
The GPS works just fine
They'll scream an S.O.S
Even if they can see you
They're afraid of cotton balls
Welcome to my Derps
They're scared of q-tips too
Welcome to my Derps
I'm sorry you are doomed.
Here's you a song Henny, sung to the tune of welcome to my world.
Little tune is just magical.:gig
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That is AWESOME!!

I bet as time goes by that song can get really really long.
They are every bit of goofy that you warned me about. I lurves them both.

Edited because autocorrect isn't.
 
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Oh.it can get long, depending on the derpiness of the day that sucker can morph into.a full length opera.
Awesome to have chickens that drive you to share the song of their people. It is a staple ditty on coop cleaning day along with 16 turds, previously 16 tons but.that isn't a coal mine out there :gig
21hens-incharge said:
That is AWESOME!!

I bet as time goes by that song can get really really long.
They are every bit of goofy that you wanted me about. I lurves them both.
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