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As of right now im guessing blood blister, toss up between that and bruise.
First eye to the ass iv'e suffered hopefully the last.
Dave's human lives in a subdivision maybe 2 or 3 miles down the road.
Dave's human retrieved him.
I called his tag numbers after I chilled, checked my pants etc.
Gets better, Dave's human is a dwarf Aunt Jemima as my witness he is.
Only me, my luck, my fat mouth...yep come get you some bears, i'll thow in a double dare WTH right? :gig
Ohhh, if it ever pops up derps do not like dwarves noooo maam bad juju do NOT attempt.
21hens-incharge said:
Good lord!
Soooo mostly ok(ish)? No broken skin? Bruising? I am assuming the bones are intact.

Where the tater was Daves human?
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Chickassan said:
As of right now im guessing blood blister, toss up between that and bruise.
First eye to the ass iv'e suffered hopefully the last.
Dave's human lives in a subdivision maybe 2 or 3 miles down the road.
Dave's human retrieved him.
I called his tag numbers after I chilled, checked my pants etc.
Gets better, Dave's human is a dwarf Aunt Jemima as my witness he is.
Only me, my luck, my fat mouth...yep come get you some bears, i'll thow in a double dare WTH right? :gig
Ohhh, if it ever pops up derps do not like dwarves noooo maam bad juju do NOT attempt.
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How on Earth did Dave get so far from home and no one looking for his big butt?

I gotta say you done good keeping it together through all that. You even managed control of the beastie to be able to read his tag! :yesss:

I hope the eye to the buttock doesn't end up with weeks of tuckus pain. I fell in the kids Lego pile years ago. Not sure but my butt may have said Lego for months! Those hurt bad enough I cannot imagine a potato head eye there.
:eek:

I am still super glad Dave was not growly mean! :woot
 
Neighbors dog is like that. I am very petite, she is about German Shepherd size but, husky. She is very friendly - translated to mean jumps on everyone and then tries to poke their eyes out with her muzzle.

As soon as she gets in range, I grab her collar and won't let her jump. Then I just sweet talk and rub her velvety ears and she just chills out. By then she sees her owner coming, and runs to him. Repeat every time she sees me.

Other neighbors are not dog wise, they hate her. Mostly because she is off leash and has boundless energy.
 
drumstick diva said:
Neighbors dog is like that. I am very petite, she is about German Shepherd size but, husky. She is very friendly - translated to mean jumps on everyone and then tries to poke their eyes out with her muzzle.

As soon as she gets in range, I grab her collar and won't let her jump. Then I just sweet talk and rub her velvety ears and she just chills out. By then she sees her owner coming, and runs to him. Repeat every time she sees me.

Other neighbors are not dog wise, they hate her. Mostly because she is off leash and has boundless energy.
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I prefer dogs to be leashed when not in their fenced yards.
There are a few around here that are human aggressive and a few that are dog aggressive. I don't like either type running up on me ESPECIALLY when I have one of my dogs with me.

I am glad you know how to handle her. It could be so bad if she knocked you down.

:th
 
Oh Dave started out farther than my house.
His teeny weenie human took him on the swamp rabbit trail a biking/jogging/dickin off trail.
Place is always packed so a horse dog and a knee smoocher fit in just fine.
Dave, well he made a break for freedom, SRT is 15 miles away easy.
Big Dave was finally coming home, he just decided a side trip to smoosh a little pumpkin with a strange lady butt needed to happen first .
I got 50 bucks for get this "finding flippin Dave" gtfo right?:gig
21hens-incharge said:
How on Earth did Dave get so far from home and no one looking for his big butt?

I gotta say you done good keeping it together through all that. You even managed control of the beastie to be able to read his tag! :yesss:

I hope the eye to the buttock doesn't end up with weeks of tuckus pain. I fell in the kids Lego pile years ago. Not sure but my butt may have said Lego for months! Those hurt bad enough I cannot imagine a potato head eye there.
:eek:

I am still super glad Dave was not growly mean! :woot
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drumstick diva said:
Yes, it would. I am ancient and have osteopenia in hips and spine .
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Definitely no falling or getting knocked down!!
:eek:

Chickassan said:
Oh Dave started out farther than my house.
His teeny weenie human took him on the swamp rabbit trail a biking/jogging/dickin off trail.
Place is always packed so a horse dog and a knee smoocher fit in just fine.
Dave, well he made a break for freedom, SRT is 15 miles away easy.
Big Dave was finally coming home, he just decided a side trip to smoosh a little pumpkin with a strange lady butt needed to happen first .
I got 50 bucks for get this "finding flippin Dave" gtfo right?:gig
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:gig:yuckyuck:gig:gig:gig

OMG!!:lau:lau Read that to hubs....in between bouts of uncontrollable laughter!! You are a MASTER with words!
:highfive:

Sounds like Dave got his exercise in for the day!


Seriously!!! $50??
I am betting YOU didn't even know you were looking for Dave either! :lau
 
You are correct, no idea a missing horse dog was out there.
What shook the crumbs out of.me....130-150 pounds of horse dog on a mission is scary quiet.
You would not believe how impressed I am about not crappin my pants!
Surprises aren't my freind anymore Henny.:lau
21hens-incharge said:
Definitely no falling or getting knocked down!!
:eek:



:gig:yuckyuck:gig:gig:gig

OMG!!:lau:lau Read that to hubs....in between bouts of uncontrollable laughter!! You are a MASTER with words!
:highfive:

Sounds like Dave got his exercise in for the day!


Seriously!!! $50??
I am betting YOU didn't even know you were looking for Dave either! :lau
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Chickassan said:
You are correct, no idea a missing horse dog was out there.
What shook the crumbs out of.me....130-150 pounds of horse dog on a mission is scary quiet.
You would not believe how impressed I am about not crappin my pants!
Surprises aren't my freind anymore Henny.:lau
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I am pretty impressed myself!
I know the startle I got several years ago. I was pulling weeds in the front garden and turned to drop a handful in my bucket....2 akitas were right there silent as tater, heads right at my bucket and me on my butt! Never saw them before....or after either.

I did forget to include my big guys weight from the vet trip.
He is 105# today.
He is a tall dude too so not to bad since his favorite pastime is napping lately.
 

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