Sleep talking! Post your looniest statements...

[WriterofWords]

I told my mom about this thread and she said to tell you I used to sleepwalk in the winter a lot. I'd go outside in my nightgown, barefoot, in the snow out to the arena and stand on a barrel and sing the Star Spangled Banner. One night they said I was running around the arena acting like I was holding the flag in the grand entrance.

 

[lovesduckies]

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my sister used to sleep walk. my mom would be sitting on the couch at 2am sewing (no wonder it was hard to get her up in the morning but we always had plenty on lunch money

) and my sister would get up, TAKE A SHOWER, and get ready for school and go sit next to my mom. lol. my mom would tell her apes it's 2am and she'd say okay and go back to her bed... ? weird. her daughter sleep walks too. i was talking to her on facebook the other night. she said hailey walked over to the couch in her pretty easter dress and sat there. didn't blink her eyes or anything, then fell over and slept next to her on the couch

 

[WingingIt]

When I get super tired I repeat conversations from the day in my sleep. I only do my parts of them, but if you don't wake me up, you can tell everything I've done that day by what I said. I've done this since I was little.

DH has had some doozies over the years. Once he woke me yelling that we needed to RUN! I asked what we were running from.......the giant alligators!!!
He gets in arguments with people in his dreams and I TOTALLY jack with him when he does that by throwing random comments:
DH: That's NOT what I told you to do. If you aren't going to do it right you'll just have to redo it.
Me: I'm not going to do it again. You do it!
DH: Yes, you will.
Me: Do you want fries with that?
DH: You can't fix it with french fries!
Me:

I can usually mess with him a few times before it messes up his dream enough to wake him up.

 

[gritsar]

This doesn't really count as sleeptalking, but....
I had some surgery done once and it was pretty minor, so instead of general anesthesia, they gave me versaid (sp?). Anyone that's ever had that stuff knows how wacky it can make you, although you'll never remember it on your own; someone has to tell you.
So apparently after the surgery, but before I was quite fully awake a nurse asked me if I'd like an extra blanket. I said (and I quote from my good friend who was there) "yes please, cuz my butt is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiing in the light of the moon".

 

[lovesduckies]

 

[WingingIt]

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Along those same lines, MIL was given something before a procedure to relax her (probably the same thing). She was, IRL, VERY shy. They gave her that stuff and had her take out her false teeth and take off her glasses. The orderly came in to move her bed and she took a liking to him. Started blowing him kisses and asking him what he was doing later that night.

 

[twentynine]

Oh Boy!

Do I have a few stories. I work shift work so my sleep schedule is often broken, shortened and otherwise thrown way off. Sometimes when I go 36 hours or so with out sleep, and then go to sleep, I have REAL vivid dreams. I have awaken myself several times in the middle of a dream, talking.

Okay I quit smoking. Had a real tough time with it, the monkey was on my back bad, real bad. But I got through it.

Several years later, durring a time as I described earlier, I dreamed I was smoking a cigarette. Man that thing tasted good, I was taking big deep drags, and I could feel the nicotine coursing through my viens. Man I was in heaven, the smell was so good. Then I woke up from my dream, and in those few seconds when you are between awake and sleep, I realised that I had my fingers poised to my lips as if I was holding a cigarette up for a buff. I swear I had the taste of a half smoked cigarette in my mouth. But I had no cigarette in my fingers-- instantly while not fully awake I came to the conclussion that I had dropped the cigarette in bed. We were going to die becasue the bed was fixin to burst into flames. I jump up tearing the sheets, blanket and bedspread from the mattress. Turning on the light I am screaming at my wife to get up get up get up before you get burnt. Naturally she wakes up startled to say the least, wanting to know what in the world is going on. I begin telling her that I dropped a cigarette in the bed, which by the time I got the statement out, I had come to the realization that I was dreaming.
The swelling was mostly gone by morning, but the knot on my head took about a week to heal, slept on the couch the rest of the night.

Next thing that is memorable.

Once again sleep deprived.
My wife was still working then, she is retired now, but I still hear about this one when she gets a little out done with me.

My wife's alarm clock goes off at about 5:00AM, doesn't use a digital clock but one of those old fashion big ben things. I dream that the alarm clock is going off, it awakens me, and in my blearie eyed view of the alarm clock it appears to be 5:05AM, in other words five minutes later than it should be. Well I don't have to go to work that day, but my wife does, so I do what a good husband should do. I gave her a shove, then a bit of a "boost" with my foot, telling get up, your late, your alarm clock went off a few minutes ago. She gets up, staggers into the bathroom, long story short she showers, she shampoos hair, all the girly things that girls do in the morning. Me I go on back to sleep. When finished her bath chores she heads to the kitchen and that's when things went down hill for me. You see their is a digital clock in the kitchen and it says it is 12:45 AM. Man can I tell you things got lively, that women was totally unreasonable, completely unhinged. I feared for my life. What happened was, when I had awaken from my dream it was 12:05 AM if you smash your head into the pillow just right it looks just like 5:05AM. She should have been a little more understanding. Dr says it's a miracle that I can still see out of that eye.

Been a few others but that's the big ones.

 

[Sunny the Hippie Chick]

When I was in high school I had a sleep over with 2 friends. One feel asleep. So my other friend and I was just talking and trying not to disturb our other friend. While sleeping my friend said "Dont drink the dirty toilet water." We just looked at each other and said, what did she say. We laughed a bit then continued talking. Then in her sleep she said " I drink dirty dish water, thats ok.." We were like, ok I wonder what she is dreaming about. She never believed us about the stuff she said while asleep..

 

[KinderKorner]

These are hilarious. I don't talk in my sleep.

But Versed is some crazy stuff.

I got it several times in the past few months. The last time I remember they were pulling my chest tubes out. And they got blood everywhere, it hurt like heck. But when the doctors asked how I was feeling I started laughing. But in my mind I was freaked out. But for some reason I just couldn't be freaked out... lol weird stuff. I try to focus on keeping my mouth shut when I have it. But that doesn't always happen. When I looked up at the doctor I swore he had 5 mouths and was talking like an auctioneer.

Usually I start talking and people are like 'do what?' and I just shake my head nevermind.

 

[redhen]

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