Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[gryeyes]

"Wanna see me pick up Carl the rooster? It embarrasses him in front of the hens."

 

[dianacirce]

"Oh, I'm so glad there is a web site with pis of chicken poop"

 

[Chickies4ever]

"Wanna see me pick up Carl the rooster? It embarrasses him in front of the hens."

HAHAHHAHAH

 

[TiaRC]

"Kids get the chickens off the horse! I just washed him"

"Time do go on my daily egg hunt" (free range chickens will lay anywhere I swear)

"Get the chickens out of the boat"

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Have you guys seen the prices of show chicken cages lately?!" Seriously, have you?! I'm trying to buy a cage to show my chicken in and it's like $25 dollars!!! :O I was like WHAT?!

 

[Chickens R Us]

Talking to my dogs " Don't eat that chicken poop it's ucky."
Talking to my rooster "Don't you look at me like that I'll kick your little butt."

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Somehow I managed to get chicken poop inside my shoe...."
(Followed by an Eeeewwwww by my brother.

)

 

[cheeka]

when the gang is dilly-dallying in my way when it's feeding time, the saying has now become:

Scoot your boot before I put a boot in your scoot! don't know why, but it gets them moving faster than "shoo shoo shoo...."

 

[KYTinpusher]

What no one in the radar room could have guessed they would ever hear at work...

"The post office lost my rooster!"

 

[Lorilyn Farms]

"I can't come to work today because something got in my chicken coop and killed my favorite chicken. It's gonna take me all day to fix it."

"Turkey poults are escape artists."

"Get that dang deer outta my coop!...I hate deer!...why can't they go out the way they came in the coop, instead of through the coop WALL!"

Chickens are mimics. I have one roo that mimics crows, one that mimics a dog's growl and one that mimics my cat whining at the backdoor.