Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Marie2020]

Heat is worse than cold I think.

I agree

 

[BY Bob]

So what’s her name?

Juliette

 

[BY Bob]

@BY Bob

I started trimming the wee man’s punk rock hair-do!!! I see why your having a long time to trim Guccis - wow that’s a lot of feathers! And there is a weird comb buried in all those feathers and I was freaked out trimming them because they are coarse and hard like straw, not at all like the silkies poofy feathers! How do i know there aren’t sensitive feathers growing in that I might accidentally cut?! And what’s with that weird comb?! I almost snipped it

At least he is quiet once I catch him. He just sort of flops over all quiet like when I pick him up! I was able to trim above his eyes - below them he is bald thank goodness!!

A totally different feathered beast to be sure!!!

Even Gucci's little ones are tough. It's nerve racking to be certain.

 

[BY Bob]

If they were my chickens, I would be looking at the predators through a rifle scope (just saying)

That would be against the law young man. You know that.

 

[RebeccaBoyd]

Totally not chicken related so I have my tax ready. My aunt just shared this on facebook and I have to share with y'all hehe.

Hillbilly tax.

 

[Marie2020]

I’m not sure about that. I don’t think Bob has ever mentioned a name for that car.

Maybe bald butt

 

[RebeccaBoyd]

That would be against the law young man. You know that.

Leave him alone, not going to lie, when I thought I had lost Drummie to a hawk I was dying to shoot them.

 

[BY Bob]

Timbers may be, I'm not 100% sure. Here is the thing though, and same with copperheads, shoot first ask questions later. If small enough and have a shovel near by chop it's head off. I personally do not know of anyone in my area who will call someone to remove a venomous snake. I have family member's who are law enforcement, they are shooting as well. While they scare the crap out of me I try to leave the non-venomous species alone. Try that is. If it is small enough I'm calling over the chickens for lunch.

I love calling chickens to kill and eat fun things like that. Circle of life and all.

 

[BY Bob]

Totally not chicken related so I have my tax ready. My aunt just shared this on facebook and I have to share with y'all hehe.
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Hillbilly tax.
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Excellent chuckle!

 

[Marie2020]

It's too hot to sleep

It's been a hot day