Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[ValarieF]

Since I dont have a cat its a cat gif lol

 

[featherhead007]

Not lies - Educated guesses about the future based on current and/or past 'events. Since there is no way to predict future changes, the further out your prediction, the more off it is (i.e. US Gov. budget. 1 year out, pretty close, 5 years out, less so, 10 years out - forgetaboutit!)

Might as well do this - if you are too far out time-wise:
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Better than no info at all!

Statistics Hypothesis tax:

I hypothesize that these chicks will grow up:
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Oh, look, my hypothesis was correct!!!
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Too early for this on a Saturday morning!

 

[featherhead007]

Since I dont have a cat its a cat gif lol

Works!

 

[featherhead007]

Stray cats don’t count. I will re use this one:

 

[bgmathteach]

Okay, you know you are too focused on chickens and chicken things when you quickly glance at something and think it says "Literary Chicken"

ooooh, cool, right? Some literature/books about chickens!












I click on the link, all excited...only to discover the REAL title was:
Literary Criticism.Ooops. I think I have chickens on the brain.




An article/study of chicken brain evolution as part of my tax.



I'm a chicken, and I have a brain. AND I know how to use it....
to train my servant ( Miss Friend)

I have a brain, too! I can use it when I don't get so scared that I run willy-nilly!

 

[BY Bob]

So, today is my dad's birthday and Grandma decided to make a disaster.
First off, she has a blue tongue. Don't worry, it's from the gel decoration (which tasted really disgusting), so I didn't give her a lot.
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Also, has anyone seen this thread?
https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/can-chickens-eat-cake.1358574/
Then, she made a card but I didn't get a photo of that but what I like about Grandma is that she can hold a marker but we still need to work on handwriting (which will never improve), so at least she can hold a marker. It has to be something long so it's visible. She will eventually pick at the stick under her wing but that's besides the point.

How's everyone else doing? Well, Tony is practicing for his wing flap competition so that'll be a real doozy. Okay, so maybe there isn't a wing flap contest but he loves to flap his wings. You're not a hawk, Tony!
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Love the blue tongue

 

[BY Bob]

As I state this I do not plan on keeping any of Momma hens brood if they are pullets. That being said, I have discovered I have a pullet name that must be used. That future pullet must have attitude, in spades. Actually, it must be downright crazy at times.
This little one has the most non-existent comb. Surely Momma will give me 1 girl in this batch right?
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Could it be my future Madea?

Yes, I have a obsession with Tyler Perry's Madea franchise. Me and mom are having a Madea movie marathon going on right now as we speak.

Mrs BY Bob is a huge Madea fan too. Surprisingly it has never come up as a chicken name.

 

[BY Bob]

Thanks! My husband is the photographer. It's a hobby of his.

He is very good.

 

[BY Bob]

What are they eating

Left over Mexican rice with tomatoes

 

[BY Bob]

Those treats are somewhere.
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I love that chicken!