Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

Oh, but of course! It would have to be "Luxury" if it is Phyllis used & Phyllis approved!

You know it. Nothing less will do.

 

[BY Bob]

You need a luxury vinyl record of Phyllis's noises.

She has a lot to say. Might be a double album.

 

[BY Bob]

I just love that comb.


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That is a pretty spectacular comb. I love it!

 

[notabitail]

That is a pretty spectacular comb. I love it!

I will tell the Empress tomorrow at their next protest for more mealworms tomorrow morning.

 

[notabitail]

She has a lot to say. Might be a double album.

Maybe a CD would be better. But no, she'd want you to have to buy the proprietary Phyllis Poop Proof Record Player to play it.

 

[notabitail]

Bedtime in the coop.

 

[fuentemoon]

Just got back from checking birds and opening the coop...a good half hour or more early.

Door latches

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View attachment 3481019Open (this is the one they knocked loose)

Perhaps a cork on the end of your hook, if you are wanting a quick diy solution.

 

[fuentemoon]

Just got back from checking birds and opening the coop...a good half hour or more early.

Door latches

View attachment 3481018Closed

View attachment 3481019Open (this is the one they knocked loose)

Perhaps a cork on the end of your hook, if you are wanting a quick diy solution.

 

[notabitail]

Projectile poo is truly a skill. I swear they have learned how to aim!

"Ready, aim, fire! NO, not at me!!! AHHH, THERE'S POP IN MY EYE!!!"

 

[notabitail]

They are saying "What? no TV, No internet? How are we supposed to BeakBook?"

Ask Phyllis. She took Bob's S7 Edge away for that purpose.