Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

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Jabberwocky had amazing green legs.
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Hattie looks like she's saying "You think you're cool or what?"

 

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Are these green enough?
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Green enough. If they were darker they would be almost black.
Did I mention my favorite color is green?

 

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Hazards of having chickens:
I was sitting out on the patio, enjoying a nice cold Dr, Pepper, when suddenly Rocks-Anne ran and jumped up on the table holding my drink. (Spilled all over me) Rocket, (for some reason) was chasing her. The roos just stood around watching,, as if laughing at me. I'm still soaked!
I think (everything feathered) got a good laugh out of it. This happened 15 minutes ago.

I had a bee go after me because I moved my can of Dr. Pepper...

 

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Pstsy and Aurora have both tried to remove my pinky toe at different times. Grab, Pull, and Twist. That felt weird but it did not hurt. I had a scab on my ankle once that Sydney thought was a bug and she hit it HARD. I was in tears.

Toe nail polish can cause that. They peck Mrs BY Bob's nail polished toes all the time. I keep telling her to wear socks!

Philomena is pretty bad. She thinks braces are food. If she can't get at them she picks your lips. The only way to stop her would be to take her off my shoulder or just tip my head up and shut my mouth. She enforces silence.

 

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Count the chickens (Hint: not meant to be hard)
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They look happy and contented

How goes the hunt for your new place?

 

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I’m so worried about my rooster. He’s doing fine now but that day he leaves me, will be the worst day of my life. He’s quite old and he’s weaker than he used to be. I’m watching over him very carefully.

I truly wish one of your ladies would go broody and raise you some chicks from him. Maybe get a little Roo so he can train him up.

 

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Count the chickens (Hint: not meant to be hard)
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Seven, who is the grey hiding behind the arbour?

 

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Spoiler: Here is the correct answer

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I didn’t see the one behind the table

 

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He was a naked neck. Weighed about 14-15 pounds and was a very calm fellow. I never saw him fight and he was very people friendly. Truly a gentle giant. We are fortunate to have a two month old son of his.

That’s great you have a son of his.

 

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I think Grandma can say the same thing.

If only chickens could be service animals.
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"I'd be very helpful!"
No, Grandma. You'll go off crying because I'm giving you too much work.

Hello grandma and GtC how are both of you have you seen all the pictures of the chicks? Esp RoyalChicks and Rebecca’s?