Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Marie2020]

They now owe you a million dollars. Maybe send a box of smelly chicken poop though them so they have to smell it.

I have a few cat and dog 'Ss here to add to that box

 

[Marie2020]

OMG - what a bunch of idiots! I never use UPS because I have had so many issues with them here. And Purolator. FedEx has been really reliable! And Amazon gets my stuff here usually ahead of time and I live in the boonies, if they can then what's the issue with UPS and Purolator?


Put on your smelliest barn clothes and boots full of horse and chicken poop (ok in your case just the chicken poop), stomp up to the counter (make sure you stomp hard enough for all that crud in the treads of your boots to come out in clumps - big smelly clumps), take off your gloves that smell like horse pee (or chicken cecal poop - ooo yummy), lay them on the counter next to the person you're going to roast (ooops talk to) and every so often pick up a glove and wave it in the air as if in dispair (mmmmm smelly) and proceed to tell them that it is extremely important to FIND that package.

(yep been there - it didn't get much results but it sure was fun watching their noses wrinkle up I still had to drive 45 to Stayner for the package they DROPPED off at the brewery there - WTH???!!)

 

[notabitail]

I have a few cat and dog 'Ss here to add to that box

Do you have any rotten goose eggs like the one Templeton had? Maybe some pig poo and my grandma's stinky makeup as well.

 

[Marie2020]

We are praying for you. One thing I am wondering is do you have a medical advocate? Many health system offer them to people with complex health problems. I feel like you could qualify for one. It might really help you to have someone working on your behalf with all of your doctors, etc.

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Bob you are a precious gem

 

[Marie2020]

I know I haven't talked much. You all pretty much know my situation. I may have forgot an update but what it basically comes down to is I will have gallbladder surgery if my colonoscopy comes back clear. The surgeon thinks I may have colitis and doesnt want to operate because it could cause complications. If I mispell anything its because i shake all the time now. Been sicker and sometimes the nausea pills dont work and I throw up anyways. The pain is pretty much constant now.
I dont spend a lot of time with the chooks because Im too sick and weak and dizzy. I also got diagnosed with vertigo.

You cannot do the impossible. It's no good doing things that's not safe for you!

(Yay) I do get out there for snacks. They love leftovers.
Hubby has been feeding them in the morning.
Another reason I dont talk much is because people dont really talk to me on here and I dont know what to say or feel ignored

That's just because you are ill and in pain your mind can tend to play tricks on you with pain and you get exhausted.

But thanks for all your blessings and prayers.

I'm with you lady

 

[Marie2020]

Do you have any rotten goose eggs like the one Templeton had? Maybe some pig poo and my grandma's stinky makeup as well.

I reckon I could get hold of a nice dollop of piggy plus there are some nice horses not far from where I live that wouldn't mind donating for a few carrots

 

[Marie2020]

Yea sometimes I dont know what to say or talk about. I will say I was looking at my chicken coop on the camera boy do I have noisy chooks.

what are you saying, chickens are loud? Never, well not very much

This one was protesting on my front door yesterday, with the cat and dog either side of her looking very confused

 

[notabitail]

I reckon I could get hold of a nice dollop of piggy plus there are some nice horses not far from where I live that wouldn't mind donating for a few carrots

And the feral cats wouldn't mind it either. Put it all in a box and send it to UPS's person in charge. Oh, don't forget the fart spray that activates when the box is opened and the streaming cameras to catch the reaction.

 

[notabitail]

what are you saying, chickens are loud? Never, well not very much
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This one was protesting on my front door yesterday, with the cat and dog either side of her looking very confused

I have protesters from We Demand Mealworms every day.

 

[Marie2020]

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I have protesters from We Demand Mealworms every day.

Blooming heck. I do believe you've got a riot on your hands there