Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Lexicon]

Yes I can see

It’s almost like her hocks don’t bend…? Does she roost? You know how they bend their legs when they crouch down?

Her crop is full! She may need a brassiere

For a time, it seemed like she stood up all the time, but she can sit down now.

I am glad to see that full crop!

 

[Ponypoor]

I am kindly requesting SHRA tax from you. Next time read ahead and pay up!
(Oh wait... I have to pay taxes for my flying talk )

A BFTP tax

Awww so cute

 

[Ponypoor]

Have you ever named your chicks then turned around and forgot whos what name lol. Cause I have

All names are interchangeable, I call them all buddy

 

[rural mouse]

A BYC member advised me to have a BYC-dedicated Google account and use that for posting chicken videos on YouTube purely for the sake of privacy. That is why it is a RoyalChick account and all my videos are posted by RC.
I just love that I managed to help you with something tech! I am feeling very proud of myself. My tech problem solving skills extend to 'unplug it and count to ten' (which by the way often works!).

Tax: On your mark. Get set. GO!!
Oh. Sylvie is already half way down the track!
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Tassels has graduated to fuzzy leg warmers! Does she do yoga?

 

[Lexicon]

I just screen shot pics from cacklehatchery.com as they have photo gallery for each breed.

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I'm thinking you may have a welsummer, too
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Thanks for this! With my first chickens, I ordered a Speckled Sussex, but got a Welsummer. My lovely Rosa.

 

[rural mouse]

*hen walks up to Big Space Company CEO*
Human: "She wants to go to space. Can we buy a ticket?"
BSC: "For 10 million, yes".
Human "I can't afford that".
BSC "Then you can't go".
*chicken gives extremely hard glare*
BSC "Fine. Here you go".

After the hen makes a smelly deposit on his desk...

 

[Ponypoor]

I'm very confused.
So one of our cats, which is gray, was carrying something weird. I don't have a photo unfortunately, but I don't know if it was a mouse or a baby cat but it's impossible for a 9 month old cat to give birth. Is this possible? It shouldn't be! I'm not a cat connoisseur like some of you but I know for a fact that cats definitely cannot give birth at 9 months old! The tail looked like a mouse but it was a little bigger than a mouse and the face looked like a newborn cat.
Now, I just did research and holy chickens a cat can give birth at 4 months old!? Well, you really do learn something new every day.
Well, Grandma. At least you and the others don't like the cats. But what about Mozzarella? She's not in the photo. Oh! I'll get her yet! You know what I just realized. they just created the Bermuda Triangle.
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Mugshot Monday
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I your cat not spayed? I do mine at about 6 months. Everything here is a ‘sports model’. If I could ‘geld’ the roosters they would be also!

 

[Ponypoor]

I'm very confused.
So one of our cats, which is gray, was carrying something weird. I don't have a photo unfortunately, but I don't know if it was a mouse or a baby cat but it's impossible for a 9 month old cat to give birth. Is this possible? It shouldn't be! I'm not a cat connoisseur like some of you but I know for a fact that cats definitely cannot give birth at 9 months old! The tail looked like a mouse but it was a little bigger than a mouse and the face looked like a newborn cat.
Now, I just did research and holy chickens a cat can give birth at 4 months old!? Well, you really do learn something new every day.
Well, Grandma. At least you and the others don't like the cats. But what about Mozzarella? She's not in the photo. Oh! I'll get her yet! You know what I just realized. they just created the Bermuda Triangle.
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Well now those ladies are just lovely

 

[Ponypoor]

Yep that's Cholo the great

A lovely boy, love his colour

 

[rural mouse]

I'm just going to watch Pirates of the Caribbean movies over and over like I have been doing for the past four weeks.
I don't have any books because I have read all the books at my house. I may look for an online book though.
Thanks for the suggestions!

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