Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[notabitail]

Those are good foods for little old Roos like Jaffar

I think Featherhead is going to have a word with you on a comment like "little old roo"...

 

[Ponypoor]

If it’s any consolation we had sleet, hail, and snow today… someone needs to remind Mother Nature that we don’t do that here! my delicate Canadian constitution is not equipped for that sort of weather. The (very light) hail terrified the goats, but all the chickens had the good sense to take cover.

Wow - I am getting your weather and vise versa, you keep it though, it’s good for your forests

Had the chooks out till 6pm when I got home, they found the dirt under the trees softening up, and all went mad having dust baths (more like mud baths) - I had to laugh at Muffy she is absolutely filthy! I can’t wait till it all dries up enough that she can get nice and clean.

 

[Ponypoor]

Your plans really don't need to matter to them. Why? Well, let me explain.

They are essentially tiny dinosaurs. They are still mighty, despite their size. And that means that the human is less mighty than the chicken, as the chicken hath the brains of a dinosaur, and the hooman hath none. Therefore, the hooman is supposed to be beneath the chicken, as the chicken is from the dinosaurs, who ruleth hoomans.

Hmmmm you must HRH Aurora’s spokesperson.

 

[notabitail]

Hmmmm you must HRH Aurora’s spokesperson.

I speak for both the Empress Josephine of Texas and the Queen Aurora.

 

[Ponypoor]

Strawberry malt, vanilla or chocolate chip cookie malt. Not beer

Ovaltine malt with my soy drink.

Chooks like it too! Ugh mucky beaks in my drink!

 

[notabitail]

Ovaltine malt with my soy drink.

Chooks like it too! Ugh mucky beaks in my drink!

I've had them get dirt in my water glass/

 

[Ponypoor]

Tax:

What I will soon be getting: (late March)



Dark Cornish Chicks

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Buff Orpington Chicks
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White Plymouth Rock Chicks

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Oooooo babies! Out first order date here is 30th April.

 

[rural mouse]

Your plans really don't need to matter to them. Why? Well, let me explain.

They are essentially tiny dinosaurs. They are still mighty, despite their size. And that means that the human is less mighty than the chicken, as the chicken hath the brains of a dinosaur, and the hooman hath none. Therefore, the hooman is supposed to be beneath the chicken, as the chicken is from the dinosaurs, who ruleth hoomans.

Methinks thou dost use ...... chicken logic ..... in an attempt to justify a preponderance of fluffiness.

 

[notabitail]

Methinks thou dost use ...... chicken logic ..... in an attempt to justify a preponderance of fluffiness.

Oh, the fluff. Such fine fluff. It makes thee want to bury thy face in it. Until thou realizest that there is a cloaca right there on its behind.

 

[Ponypoor]

I'm also getting a couple of each of these, too:

Sapphire Gem (they only had 1 'available'. On hatch day, I may see if they have extra and add a couple more.

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And a few of these: EEs

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And 2 of these:
Black Copper Marans:

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They don't say 'french', but there appears to be a bit of fuzz on the picture of the BCM....so we will see!

Oh I am so eggcited to see them! Does meyers have a minimum per breed order? Or can you mix and match?