Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

Nah, BeakBook's kinda picky about that. I think she heard it on Squawkdit.

Squawkdit?

New one for me! Good thing I now have high speed unlimited internet here in the boonies! I bet that’s why my bandwidth was slow last night- they were all on this new fangled Squawkdit!

Hey Sue! Ya you!

 

[Ponypoor]

Simple, she has been on beakbook as @Ponypoor suggested. I am afraid though she did not pick those words up from her flock. Momma hen is on there lecturing all the young hens and pullets. She is offering 2 online seminars. The first is "Going Broody. It is every hens duty." The 2nd is "Releasing Your Inner Demon. New and Inventive words to curse your human slave."
Tassels has obviously completed both online courses and Momma Hen is proud of her student. I however apologize. Many of Momma Hens new and inventive swear words she has picked up from me over the years. I have called her everything under the sun while she has been broody. She took notes.

Good thing the horses can’t get on BeakBook and put their colourful language suggestions up there!

Esp the wind-sucking old cow Reenie! I curse her 5 ways to Tuesday for her wind-sucking on my fences! I am sure she is the one teaching my chooks all the curse words I hurl at her!

 

[RebeccaBoyd]

Good thing the horses can’t get on BeakBook and put their colourful language suggestions up there!

Esp the wind-sucking old cow Reenie! I curse her 5 ways to Tuesday for her wind-sucking on my fences! I am sure she is the one teaching my chooks all the curse words I hurl at her!

No, no internet access for the horses. Dirt has heard of onlyfans and feet pictures. He is due next week for the farrier. He is trying to steal a Iphone to set up a OnlyHooves account. He wants treats, and I do not buy him enough so he needs his own cash.

 

[featherhead007]

No, no internet access for the horses. Dirt has heard of onlyfans and feet pictures. He is due next week for the farrier. He is trying to steal a Iphone to set up a OnlyHooves account. He wants treats, and I do not buy him enough so he needs his own cash.

Well damn good luck with that!! My Chaco has never been given treats after her hooves have been cut by they ferrier

 

[featherhead007]

I’m sorry. I’m just irritated that Sir Jaffar is irritated by the people in town today. He has no patience for idiots and neither do I.

 

[featherhead007]

I think that it’s my fault that Sir Jaffar has missed his calling. Maybe he should be more famous, more well known, more extravagant than what my tiny farm can offer him. I don’t have the castle for him to live in, just a tiny speck of dirt surrounded by miles of farmland. He deserves so much more than this!!

 

[featherhead007]

Well damn good luck with that!! My Chaco has never been given treats after her hooves have been cut by they ferrier

On an added note: I have the silver coin ready for the ferryman

 

[Sally PB]

I invented a new swear word last spring. Totally safe to use around kids, chicks, impressionable hens and roosters, horses, anyone.

Soup line. SOUP LINE!!!!!

Vietnamese soup, pho, is pronounced, "fu."

A line is a que.

 

[featherhead007]

I invented a new swear word last spring. Totally safe to use around kids, chicks, impressionable hens and roosters, horses, anyone.

Soup line. SOUP LINE!!!!!

Vietnamese soup, pho, is pronounced, "fu."

A line is a que.

I got your FU and raise you two egg rolls and a cup of Udon

 

[featherhead007]

I found my perfect tv channel online. 24 hours of Green Acres on one channel!
Live it, love it. I dislike having chicken poop under my fingernails all the time!
Maybe after the apocalypse, we could start a new postal service right here in my flea spit town. I can hope!