Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

I’m beginning to realize, that Rudy my rooster is a a big dumb boy. He acts dumb anyways.

 

[SimpleJenn]

Liara has shown me mercy on this day...

 

[SimpleJenn]

I’m beginning to realize, that Rudy my rooster is a a big dumb boy. He acts dumb anyways.

The proper term is "himbo" when a guy is pretty and dumb

 

[featherhead007]

Aero had decided that she wanted some attention outside. I told her that the air conditioning was inside. She is inside now with me.

 

[BY Bob]

Dearest Majesty Aurora

My Hooman wanted to let you know that I am growing a lovely beard and muffs just like you, I am but a youngster, with a long way to go until I am as glorious as you, if ever!

Yours sincerely,

Daisy
View attachment 3951836

You truly are. Well done. What are your spicy foods of choice?

 

[BDutch]

I walked into that one.

That must have been very sticky.

 

[Ponypoor]

I’m beginning to realize, that Rudy my rooster is a a big dumb boy. He acts dumb anyways.

He’s just a boy They are all dumb as stumps until they grow up.

Give him time, he still just a baby! Bert didn’t really become a good Roo until he was about 6 months old. But he got clobbered lots by the girls and finally he figured it all out!

 

[Ponypoor]

I have learned a lesson.
Dont.Mess.With.Liaras.Man
I was catching random birds for health checks and grabbed Ric Flair. At this point Liara is paying attention. He has some missing pinfeathers and others coming in, I accidentally bumped a painful one and he screamed.
View attachment 3952332
Liara FLIES onto my arm and gives me a look, so I gently set mr. Flair down and stroked her crop. Satisfied, she flew off. Lesson learned, she has claimed her man. Good talk cheif.
Liara is the queen and I will allow her to rule.

Marty is like that with Mr P.

 

[Ponypoor]

Liara has shown me mercy on this day...
View attachment 3952342

She’s a very lovely girl. How old is she now?

 

[Ponypoor]

You truly are. Well done. What are your spicy foods of choice?

View attachment 3952380

Curry chicken and rice