Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

Playmobil chickens while I walk my parent's dog.View attachment 3999947

Very cute.

 

[BY Bob]

Wow look at all those eggs!!!

Haven't seen an egg around here in 6 weeks. I'm a little jealous of your toy chickens.

 

[BY Bob]

Good afternoon everyone.

Let us pause for a moment of silence please.

Do not panic, no lives were lost. I cannot say the same for the 8 eggs in a carton on my countertop that I have been hoarding. 1 hen laying every other day. Mr. Stripey had better continue to hide as he is on my hit list. He jumped up on the counter which #1 all cats are forbidden doing and knocked them off onto the floor.

0 eggs, I currently have 0 eggs to my name. Dark times are upon me my friends. I will NOT buy some from the store.

How horrible. Such a tragedy.

 

[Sylvester017]

Scrambled eggs?

W/ extra calcium shells mixed in.

 

[Sylvester017]

Haven't seen an egg around here in 6 weeks. I'm a little jealous of your toy chickens.

You need Silkies ~ they lay all seasons of the year ~ if you don't mind dealing w/broodies... just sayin'...

 

[Sylvester017]

Ok everyone, I didn’t know how many chooks I had so tonight I counted the all.

Let’s have a little contest on how many chickens do I have now…. A hint, it’s less then 100.

Let the guessing begin!

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And yes over half are free loaders!

Guess ~ 281/2
The half is for the Silkies...

 

[BY Bob]

Remember, silkies don’t count as chickens!

Correct!

 

[featherhead007]

Correct!

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Your Royal Highness!

 

[featherhead007]

W/ extra calcium shells mixed in.

Yep!

 

[Marie2020]

Crochet pattern set hubby bought me on small business Saturday
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Kiddo says she's getting it for christmas...haha. I was thinking her birthday!

That's a lovely gift for a little girl. I'd have loved that as a child