Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[bgmathteach]

Dakota yelled at me. I put her food away, and tried to move her off the floor to the perch. She screamed murder at me!
She calmed down as soon as she realized that she could stay in the house for the night.
She’s a brat.

Well, of course! No lady likes to be shown the door.

 

[featherhead007]

Oh I was just thinking about how I am getting in my old age.

I am at that point where I don’t give a poop if I miss something or don’t get something done (at work at home wherever), now I just say ‘at some point it will get done, right now is not the point in time’.

And I don’t care if it’s the big boss or whomever I say it to. I don’t care - very freeing this new not caring thing. Less stress.

Freedom tax
BFTP

Curly sure know how to excavate poop! Buttercup was also giving it a try
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Sanity kel, hang on as long as you can!
Excuses for old age belong to much older peeps than you!

 

[featherhead007]

Well, of course! No lady likes to be shown the door.

Oh my, do I have a comeback for this one. But I’m not gonna say it.

 

[SimpleJenn]

Are you sure there wasn’t a card?

I looked all over, there were two flyers in the box but no card. :/ I asked on Facebook if anyone sent it, hopefully they confess so I can thank them!

 

[featherhead007]

Oh my, do I have a comeback for this one. But I’m not gonna say it.

Okay I’ll say it.
If they are a lady they would not be shown the door!
Just saying

 

[featherhead007]

I looked all over, there were two flyers in the box but no card. :/ I asked on Facebook if anyone sent it, hopefully they confess so I can thank them!

Want me to beat a confession out of them?

 

[SimpleJenn]

Okay I’ll say it.
If they are a lady they would not be shown the door!
Just saying

 

[featherhead007]

Ha, Ha, Ha. Try moving 19-22 every night - from the tree (and pen top and coop door). The ones highest in the tree have got to be between 10 & 11' high as I can just.barely.reach.them. stretching my arms up and holding the base of a shovel to get them to step back onto the shovel handle.
Sigh. the Darn union wants mealy worms for tree sitting, too. Extra work for me and extra payout to the staff!

Sounds like a real union move!

 

[featherhead007]

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It is a very nice door!

 

[lightm]

It has been a chore to capture this. Since George started crowing I have tried to catch it on video. George is a very respectful boy and has made it difficult. First he only crowed early before he was let out of the coop. I never once heard those first strangled kazoo crows. I heard him for the first time Monday morning. He was out front crowing a perfect little crow. I rushed out on the porch to video and he shuts up and never uttered another peep. This morning I heard it again outside my window. This time I flung it open and only put the camera outside to hide from him. I got 1 crow, just one and he realized he had a audience and shut up again.

Good Morning from George.

pretty much the best crow I have heard.