Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

would you be able to?

the adrenaline is stronger than the darkest coffee! just saying

 

[Scrambles83]

would you be able to?

Definitely not. I get a 5 year old waking me up at 4:30am then it’s cartoons in bed for me (once she is back in her bed asleep of course )

 

[featherhead007]

the adrenaline is stronger than the darkest coffee! just saying

The chance, that someone stupid has a gun there, could have been ugly. My whole career, I never became complacent to that fact! (Ps. Chickens don't carry guns, cows do) HAHA

 

[featherhead007]

Definitely not. I get a 5 year old waking me up at 4:30am then it’s cartoons in bed for me (once she is back in her bed asleep of course )

Been there, done that many years ago.

 

[Lady Red]

If anyone is wondering why I’m up so early, there was a party going on at 02:00pst getting out of hand. A mile away. Woke me up and I quickly needed to put a stop to it. So, the local Sheriff and myself ran a few drunken patrons away. (Like I said before) I’m retired from active duty, but still enforce the law around here. Two were detained and asked for their car keys. Taxis are taking them home. I may have saved several lives this morning! My friends, never let drunk drivers out on the road. (Always make that anonymous phone call) IT SAVES INNOCENT LIVES. Ps. Good morning my BYC friends.

Seeing "Officer Featherhead" embossed on a badge is cracking me up!
And yes, driving drunk is about the stupidest thing to do.
I did have a gun pulled on me once at an underage party. Never hung out with that crew after that.

 

[Lady Red]

I will try to get some fluffy butt pics today in celebration of Friday!
Here is a not-so-succesful attempt from yesterday

 

[featherhead007]

Seeing "Officer Featherhead" embossed on a badge is cracking me up!
And yes, driving drunk is about the stupidest thing to do.
I did have a gun pulled on me once at an underage party. Never hung out with that crew after that.

Don't judge a book by it's feather. oops "cover"

 

[Scrambles83]

The chance, that someone stupid has a gun there, could have been ugly. My whole career, I never became complacent to that fact! (Ps. Chickens don't carry guns, cows do) HAHA

It’s less of a possibility here, but still a possibility.
I wanted to be a cop when I was in high school, I’m only 5’2” but I thought I could do it. My mates told me they would have no respect for me if I did and the dream faded.
In retrospect, I couldn’t have managed, I’m way too emotional, but I take off my hat to any that are honest in law enforcement.

 

[featherhead007]

I will try to get some fluffy butt pics today in celebration of Friday!
Here is a not-so-succesful attempt from yesterday

Yep, you need to try again

 

[featherhead007]

It’s less of a possibility here, but still a possibility.
I wanted to be a cop when I was in high school, I’m only 5’2” but I thought I could do it. My mates told me they would have no respect for me if I did and the dream faded.
In retrospect, I couldn’t have managed, I’m way too emotional, but I take off my hat to any that are honest in law enforcement.

And I hope I served honestly! and fairly!