Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Lady Red]

1 picture = 1 SHRA payment (as long as it has 2 chickens in it)

Extraneous chickens do not create credits towards future tax payment

A picture without the minimum 2 chickens present is considered a gift and also does not create credit towards any tax payment

My goodness... you're making my IRS audit look meek!

 

[Lady Red]

I know. I also know I need to go on a charm offensive with her - but honestly it is too hot. By the time I had restocked water, and hosed down the ground I was ready to drop.
When it cools down and I have some days off I will dedicate myself to winning Dotty's heart.

You can do it! (Just stop with the flashy boas)

 

[featherhead007]

Everybody at one time or another, but especially Hazel, lightly pecks me and are continually inspecting, tasting and testing my various clothes while I work on something or just hang out with them, and I let them. When they peck flesh it's usually not hard, and if it gets hard I let them know I don't like it. Somebody, Popcorn? grabbed a mole on the back of my arm and really yanked and twisted the other day. I let out a yell and that ended that. "Oh, I guess that's NOT a bug? Sorry!" - and we'll see if that happens again....probably has to happen three more times though...

Why do my birds always attack the buttons on my clothes ? (Honest question)

 

[Lady Red]

Why do my birds always attack the buttons on my clothes ? (Honest question)

Because they are angry they don't have thumbs to fasten them

 

[featherhead007]

Because they are angry they don't have thumbs to fasten them

I can button up my own clothing, thank you!
I put on my own pants this morning too!

 

[Lady Red]

I can button up my own clothing, thank you!
I put on my own pants this morning too!

A bright start to the day.
FYI dresses are easier to contend with

 

[featherhead007]

A bright start to the day.
FYI dresses are easier to contend with

I get teased, when I put on a dress!

 

[Lady Red]

I get teased, when I put on a dress!

You've gotta have the legs for it. Chicken legs don't measure up.

 

[Lady Red]

Man, do I need @Marie2020 right now. She'd have a field day!

 

[BY Bob]

Man, do I need @Marie2020 right now. She'd have a field day!

It's hard keeping it up on your own.