Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

They both are so polite and kind to others........NOT.

Chaco told me once “Treat me like a Thoroughbred, and I won’t be a Nag !”

 

[featherhead007]

You peeps should see him in his three piece suit and bow tie ! Even Bob’s Phyllis, would be impressed !

Try using your imagination to see that picture!

 

[bgmathteach]

Anybody know of a good, true and honest dating site? I’m kinda interested in finding someone for the holidays. (I have a few friends) but it’s not the same thing. And as much as I love my chickens and Chaco, I still have room for a companion too! (Preferably not another gold digger)…..?

Not that it works for everyone, but I met my husband on eHarmony! We've been married 8 years, and he is an absolute sweetie

 

[featherhead007]

Not that it works for everyone, but I met my husband on eHarmony! We've been married 8 years, and he is an absolute sweetie

Have him call me, (just to be safe) I’m kidding…. If I don’t find a date for NewYears, I’m going to take a trip to NewMexico (bucket list thing) I’m never bored, just lonely sometimes. (And with puns like mine, I can understand why!)

 

[featherhead007]

You laughing RC? Go knight somebody, or Polish that crown ? It’s time for me to go let the chickens out for the day.

 

[featherhead007]

What an unpleasant surprise. I went out to get my paper at the front gate.. and saw this. (Some truck, lost a load in front of my gate! I like naval oranges but gezzz!
The oranges are spread 1/4 mile down the highway. Yes,I have to clean up the mess. To get out the gate

 

[BY Bob]

Not that it works for everyone, but I met my husband on eHarmony! We've been married 8 years, and he is an absolute sweetie

Not that I know nothing about this but isn't Farmers Only one for people who have livestock????

 

[BY Bob]

What an unpleasant surprise. I went out to get my paper at the front gate.. and saw this. (Some truck, lost a load in front of my gate! I like naval oranges but gezzz!
The oranges are spread 1/4 mile down the highway. Yes,I have to clean up the mess. To get out the gate View attachment 2906997

Time to make some fresh squeezed OJ. When life gives you oranges......

 

[featherhead007]

Time to make some fresh squeezed OJ. When life gives you oranges......

Actually, I just did! Yummy!

 

[BY Bob]

2fer Tuesday

Oh, you're the best friend that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine and I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
Oh, you're my best friend

Ooh, you make me live
Ooh, I've been wandering 'round
Still come back to you (still come back to you)
In rain or shine, you've stood by me girl
I'm happy at home (happy at home)
You're my best friend

Ooh, you make me live
Ooh, I've been wandering 'round
Still come back to you (still come back to you)
In rain or shine, you've stood by me girl
I'm happy at home (happy at home)
You're my best friend

Ooh, you make me live
Whenever this world is cruel to me
I got you to help me forgive
Ooh, you make me live now, honey
Ooh, you make me live

Oh, you're the first one when things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love the things
I really love the things that you do
Oh, you're my best friend, oh

Ooh, you make me live, live, live, live

I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend
Oh
Oh, you're my best friend