Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

hi folks im here again but i wanted to let you know im hatching chicks this sunday and bantams are coming may 25th

Oh I can't wait to see

 

[BY Bob]

A bag could be tied shut, couldn't it?

And pecked open.

 

[Ponypoor]

Are they Jamaican jerk chicken because that's delicious!

Good one!

 

[Ponypoor]

I'll take them. How do you ship?

As Christmas trees truck loads of them hahaha

 

[BY Bob]

Not really. I mean, the labelling is metric but I've been told the dimensions are inherited from imperial. So it makes sense to speak of 2x4 etc

OK!

THATS IT!

I NOW REQUIRE MEASUREMENT TAX!

or I call the Iron Beak!

 

[BY Bob]

Well if you stopped banging your forehead on the wall......

Well played!

 

[Ponypoor]

I'm the same! I measure my height in imperial, distances in both, everything else in metric (even building supplies!)

The only things I use in metric are speed and temperature... Everything else is imperial

Distance I can go either way, but I know it's 1km to the stop sign so my 2k run is easy to measure hahaha.

 

[Ponypoor]

OK!

THATS IT!

I NOW REQUIRE MEASUREMENT TAX!

or I call the Iron Beak!

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Oh no not the Iron Beak

 

[BY Bob]

The only things I use in metric are speed and temperature... Everything else is imperial

Distance I can go either way, but I know it's 1km to the stop sign so my 2k run is easy to measure hahaha.

I'm going to need a tax payment now for discussing measurement systems. Sorry. But this is after the tax announcement.

 

[Ponypoor]

Bob's measurement tax
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This is the funky egg I found in the alley yesterday, it's lost some fluid so the one soft section has flattened.

But the rest of the egg has a very thin fragile 'shell'