Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

Just had some Mary Brown Chicken (like KFC)

I hate you, I hate all of you. How can you all eat chicken so easily and even brag about it? I only eat chicken if it’s in Chinese food, lasagna, casserole dishes, or any other way without any bones! I hold and cuddle with my chickens too much I guess.

 

[featherhead007]

Ooooo ya that’s a good one!

Crayayauzzzy on youuuuuu ha! Good song!

Bet buttercup will like that one!

I thought of that, because my brother is friends with the Wilson sisters in Seattle.

 

[Ponypoor]

Oh drats! Mr Big Stuff who do you think you are, Mr Big Stuff…..

Hahahahahahaha

I bet Mr Pompei will like that one

 

[Ponypoor]

I hate you, I hate all of you. How can you all eat chicken so easily and even brag about it? I only eat chicken if it’s in Chinese food, lasagna, casserole dishes, or any other way without any bones! I hold and cuddle with my chickens too much I guess.

It’s ok it didn’t have any bones! And I am pretty sure it was not real meat, likely a petroleum by-product breaded to taste good - really!

 

[featherhead007]

Dear Phillys,

I know I am just a normal suburban gal, but I am interested in developing a modeling career. Would you give me some advice? I have attached a teaser.

Sincerely,
Foxy
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Foxy, stay away from any red carpet. The judge will not see you walking on it. (You are a redhead)!

 

[featherhead007]

It’s ok it didn’t have any bones! And I am pretty sure it was not real meat, likely a petroleum by-product breaded to taste good - really!

Next, you will be trying to sell me the Brooklyn bridge!

 

[Ponypoor]

Next, you will be trying to sell me the Brooklyn bridge!

Never! That’s an American item!

But there is a very tall stylish downtown Toronto building that I can sell you! Great views! And a fabulous restaurant on site that does a complete turn so during dinner you can see the whole of Toronto and southern Ontario! I was never partial to it’s name CN Tower…. I would have called it CN Needle…

 

[Ponypoor]

Dear Phillys,

I know I am just a normal suburban gal, but I am interested in developing a modeling career. Would you give me some advice? I have attached a teaser.

Sincerely,
Foxy
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Very stylish! And love the wattles!

 

[featherhead007]

Never! That’s an American item!

But there is a very tall stylish downtown Toronto building that I can sell you! Great views! And a fabulous restaurant on site that does a complete turn so during dinner you can see the whole of Toronto and southern Ontario! I was never partial to it’s name CN Tower…. I would have called it CN Needle…

How much $? I’m interested

 

[featherhead007]

How much $? I’m interested

And Kelly, yes I do sing songs to my chooks too. (But they don’t like my singing voice)