Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

Dear Phillys,

I know I am just a normal suburban gal, but I am interested in developing a modeling career. Would you give me some advice? I have attached a teaser.

Sincerely,
Foxy
View attachment 3260194

I have forwarded your request to Phyllis. She is tied up trying to become a mother right now but I expect she will respond as soon as she has a moment.

 

[BY Bob]

@BY Bob . I was very close to pulling that trigger today. My head was thinking of BLU, and BEN, and Rocks-Anne and others that died because of poison and malicious actions perpetrated by such neighbors. But I didn’t, did I? Give me a little credit for self control!! Thank you.

I understand. I said that.

Fine I give you credit for some restraint.

It's still not a smart thing to do. It can have serious consequences. What happens to your chickens if you are taken away?

Tax

 

[knoturavggrl]

@BY Bob . I was very close to pulling that trigger today. My head was thinking of BLU, and BEN, and Rocks-Anne and others that died because of poison and malicious actions perpetrated by such neighbors. But I didn’t, did I? Give me a little credit for self control!! Thank you.

I know I am the new kid on this thread but I have been reading this upsetting saga and feel like BY Bob does. He makes an excellent point one that I too have been thinking as I have followed the events of this evening.

If you were to be arrested or detained and held even for a short time that leaves your chickens vulnerable. They need you with them, and who knows what could happen while your forced to waded through all the paperwork and headaches that come with an encounter with the police.

Please stay safe this night and all nights.

 

[lightm]

According to Rosie, if she had to take care of a body she would find a pig farm and toss the body in a pen in the middle of the night. In one way that should worry me. On the other hand, this is coming from someone who wants to be a forensic toxicologist or forensic pathologist. I guess with those job goals remarks like that will be all too common.

That is smart! This is what they did in the 2021 movie Old Henry.

 

[lightm]

I have forwarded your request to Phyllis. She is tied up trying to become a mother right now but I expect she will respond as soon as she has a moment.

thank you #BroodyIsBeautiful

 

[Ponypoor]

And you have Mr. Pompei!

Yup my punk rock dude

Glad all are safe at your place,

 

[Ponypoor]

I have forwarded your request to Phyllis. She is tied up trying to become a mother right now but I expect she will respond as soon as she has a moment.

Can’t get those golf balls to hatch? Dorothy had the same issue hahaha

 

[Ponypoor]

I know I am the new kid on this thread but I have been reading this upsetting saga and feel like BY Bob does. He makes an excellent point one that I too have been thinking as I have followed the events of this evening.

If you were to be arrested or detained and held even for a short time that leaves your chickens vulnerable. They need you with them, and who knows what could happen while your forced to waded through all the paperwork and headaches that come with an encounter with the police.

Please stay safe this night and all nights.

My point eggsactly also

(Hugs)

 

[ManueB]

@featherhead007

Hope things are better today ! A blast from the past for a good morning .

Doesn't the sky looks green today ?

 

[Marie2020]

Dear Phillys,

I know I am just a normal suburban gal, but I am interested in developing a modeling career. Would you give me some advice? I have attached a teaser.

Sincerely,
Foxy
View attachment 3260194

Foxy, you are one cute chick. I'm wishing you all the success in the world.