Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

You should always paint before flooring. You are out of order.

Yup but my labourer was only here yesterday! Not to worry I have a whole plethora of old sheets, I hate painting...

But I bought the low VOC stuff so the chicks and I don't get sick from fumes.

I will still remove them from the road though. Just in case.

 

[notabitail]

What is banana feathers?

The beautiful feathers on your chicken.

 

[Ponypoor]

It's LVP.

Love the look it's lovely

 

[notabitail]

Not to mention the revised state of the room.

Post in thread 'Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock' https://www.backyardchickens.com/th...es-stories-of-our-flock.1286630/post-25377390

That was in 2022! I'm stuck in 2020 on the thread.

 

[Ponypoor]

I think mine need to move into the Chicken Palace soon.
Maybe some day trips first.

Yes once their feathers come in they should be ok.

 

[bgmathteach]

Ask Aurora
Today's Ask Aurora comes from @featherhead007 hen Coco.

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And she writes.....

“Dear Aurora, how do I get a job at Walt Disney’s Enchanted Tiki Room?”
Signed Coco


Dear Coco,

Before we get to specific strategies designed to get you a job in the Tiki Room, I think an exploration of what happens to chickens in show business might be of some value to you.

Perhaps the most famous Chicken to make it big in show business is none other than Foghorn Leghorn. Being a leghorn, he had the smarts and looks to get to the top and stay there. No one was as witty as Foghorn. For a long time, he stood at the top of the world.

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But then the jealousy started and whispers were soon passing around Hollywood that he was a closet racist. Rumors abounded that he treated “non-white” chickens on his staff as if they were not even chickens. Even though the rumors were patently false (his staff fiercely defended him and he donated huge sums of money to charities to help fight for the end to caged hens and pastures for all chickens), the roles dried up.

Once the roles dried up Foghorn had to resort to a new career and it had to be away from the spotlight. So obviously, he chose accounting. Now the only joy he has in life comes from his nightly visits to his local watering hole, Bakawks!, where night after night he occupies the same barstool. He is there so often and is still so kind to others that every time he enters the bar everyone yells out “Fog”!

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Then there is Ginger from the hit movie Chicken Run. Never has a star shown so brightly and burned out so quickly. Ginger was the “It” girl after her success in Chicken Run. Everyone wanted her to lead their next project.

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But success went to her head and she thought she was invincible. She started partying day and night. Naturally drugs and alcohol accompanied the partying. Soon she was showing up to the set strung out and hung over. She became more and more difficult to work with and soon the roles were drying up.

Things got so bad that she even resorted to endorsing chicken pot pies.

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In an ironic twist she met her fate in a factory accident. Strung out from partying hard for the week prior, Ginger showed up to do a photoshoot at the pie factory. While having her photo taken Ginger tripped and fell into the machinery meeting her untimely end. Before they could stop the machinery Ginger wound up as part of a few dozen pot pies. All of them WITH GRAVY!


As a final example, how about the cautionary tale of Heihei, also known as “the chicken from Moana”. You may not know this but Heihei and I were friends. Here is a photo of the two of us on set together.

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I am going to share some inside information with you. When Heihei first took the role in Moana, the rooster was written as a brave sidekick much on the order of Lumiere or Mushu. However, once he signed the contract the rewrites began with the end result being the embarrassment to chickens everywhere that the character became. It is a tribute to Heihei that he was a rooster of integrity and refused to back out of his contract no matter how much I begged him to do so. He had given his commitment and he was a rooster of his word.

Well, we all know what happened then. He played the role magnificently. Gave it his all. Because of that he became reviled in the chicken community. He could go nowhere without crowds of chickens verbally abusing him. It has been said that his portrayal set back human’s appreciation of chickens thousands of years.

No longer welcome anywhere in the world where chickens reside, he boarded his boat alone and sailed off. No one, not even I, has heard from him since he departed. I am able through Phyllis’s wizardry with the computer, to track his satellite phone occasionally. I suppose he turns it on to fight with Disney over his shares of the residuals from the film. Here is what Phyllis and I have found.

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As you can see, show business has been a mixed bag at best for chickens. In the 1940s many chickens were part of acts roaming the country where they beat humans at tick-tack-toe or danced on command. I know of one chicken who made it big in New York City. He worked at the Mott Street arcade and was so beloved that when he passed away in 1993 the New York Times ran an obituary for him. His name was Willy and here is a link to his obituary.

https://www.nytimes.com/1993/08/14/...oss-out-a-landmark-on-the-chinatown-tour.html

If I cannot dissuade you from pursuing a career in show business, I hope I have at least given you an idea of the potential pitfalls and what to avoid. Assuming you still wish to try your hand at show business, let’s discuss the Tiki Hut show in particular.

While I am certain that you possess the ability to tell a cheesy joke (much like your human servant) and this is generally a good skill to have if you wish to participate in a Disney show. Unfortunately, I think you are lacking some of the characteristics for which they will be looking.

While we all may be descended from jungle fowl, we are far removed from them. We are no longer the slim leggy birds that our ancestors were. I believe that there is a leghorn which resides with you. Alas, while she is much closer to the jungle fowl than you or I are, even she is not tropical enough to qualify for their show.

For others who have not seen the Tiki room show at Disney, here is a clip. As you will see, Coco is not really what they need in a performer.

https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/en_CA/attractions/magic-kingdom/enchanted-tiki-room/

However, I do have some good news for you. There is another show at Disney for which you would be a perfect match. That is the Feathered Friends in Flight! show. My human servant returned from Disney not so long ago talking about the chickens in the show. He even shared this picture with us. Apparently, all you must do is run across the stage, jump up on a log, eat some treats and run off. Later, you even get to steal some food and run in and out of a window. I bet you would be great at these tasks. There would be lots of applause and you would be showing thousands of people how smart and clever we chickens really are.

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The Way of the Chicken is to support our more adventuresome members as they blaze their path. Should you choose to walk the dangerous path to show business, I am certain you can count on the support of your tribe. I do know that whatever you do your human servant will love and support you as his reputation is sterling and he is beloved in the chicken community.

As to how you get started, I think you need to get your human servant to create a video showing how clever you are and send it to Disney or to a chicken agent. Once you sign with a chicken agent you can rely on them to get you work. Know that the pathway will likely be hard. You may even need to play Tick-Tack-Toe with some humans before you get your big break and are picked up by Disney.

Here is one quick lesson. Heihei taught me this. In show business they do not say “Good Luck” they say, “Break a Leg”. They do not literally mean to go break your leg. That would be tragic. Yes, it is weird but show business chickens are different. Let me be the first to wish you good fortune by saying, “Break a Leg”.

Aurora
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Dear Aurora,

I am not a chicken, merely a chicken tender, yet I still bow down to your Grace! I am amazed at your breadth of knowledge, and while I don't always agree with "The Way of The Chicken', you are true to the rules of chicken living - as true to them as anyone (or chicken) could be. Might I even venture to say you are truer to the rules of The Way of The Chicken' than humans are to their own man made rules!!

Obviously, your knowledge, faithfulness to the rules of your larger tribe (the tribe of ALL chickens), and strength are why you are Queen (well, that AND your glorious beard...you must have eaten a LOT of spicy food as a chick!!) Might I inquire as to how you gained all this knowledge? While I don't want you to give up any top secret secrets, I would hope you would give me direction in learning. Your columns are quite informative, and someday you should have your scribe put these all in a book. However, where can I turn to learn more in between your nuggets of wisdom?

Thank you for your guidance,
a humble chicken servant

P.S. Clearly you spend way too much time on beakbook to have friendships with so many and so varied chickens from all over!

 

[notabitail]

I feel relieved by that. Coco deserves better than that!

She definitely does. They might put her in a cage only a inch bigger than her overnight and eat her when she wants to quit.

 

[notabitail]

Thank you. It is amazing. Mrs BY Bob loves it. So does Phyllis.

That's great! I just made my door chook friendly. Will have to send photo.

 

[notabitail]

But she wanted the Tiki Lounge!

I don't know about that...

 

[notabitail]

@BY Bob congratulations on reaching page 14444! You only need 30000 more to reach 44444