Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[notabitail]

He was an academic. So he wrote ‘papers’ on obscure topics and books on the same topics.

Obscure topic tax
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That honestly sounds kind of boring. Sitting in front of a piece of paper scribbling down obscure stuff. Unless it's about chickens.
I have noticed plenty of spelling mistakes in books I have read. Maybe I should get in touch with the author and let him know so he can fix it.
And I'm sure Ponypoor will demand tax for this.

 

[notabitail]

Keyboards are better!
Here I just corrected it...

Thank you
Now, let us find out which keyboard is better: Swype, Samsung Keyboard, Gboard, Fleksy, the physical keyboards that they sell, or the digital ones that play music, or the ones on a instrument like a piano?

 

[LhickenChicken]

Thank you
Now, let us find out which keyboard is better: Swype, Samsung Keyboard, Gboard, Fleksy, the physical keyboards that they sell, or the digital ones that play music, or the ones on a instrument like a piano?

The ones on the piano
By a large margin

 

[LhickenChicken]

The ones on the piano
By a large margin

But I have a digital piano. I used to have a Baby Grand I loved it sooo much

 

[notabitail]

But I have a digital piano. I used to have a Baby Grand I loved it sooo much

I can see why you like the Baby Grand so much. It makes noise when you set stuff on it. That way it does not accumulate junk as easy.
But there are parts that won't make noise if you set things on them.

 

[notabitail]

The ones on the piano
By a large margin

I would say that that is the same here. Piano is second place, my physical keyboard first, and phone keyboard 3rd. All three make me have sore hands.
But let me rephrase that: for online posting, which one is the best?

 

[Ponypoor]

@Ponypoor you owe tax for asking permission to laugh.

Yep just fighting the network here

Wanted to post my spoiler alert, also

 

[featherhead007]

I think our friend @notabitail has literalist tendencies.
I am sure enough time on here with your jokes will cure him of that.

It might get ugly, but when it’s done, can I raise my arms and say “it’s Alive!”?

 

[BY Bob]

That’s a lovely picture of her with the way the light falls on her.

Thanks I thought the light was cool as well.

 

[Ponypoor]

I can see why you like the Baby Grand so much. It makes noise when you set stuff on it. That way it does not accumulate junk as easy.
But there are parts that won't make noise if you set things on them.

Oi boy I had a visual of things being laid upon a baby grand

Tax

These munchkins are stressful, they get under my office chair! I am having fits worrying about rolling over them!