Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

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@bgmathteach This is for you.
There appears to be six chickens in the dust bath. All of them have names. How many actually count towards my total number of chickens?

I don't see any chickens, you're free to get more

 

[Ponypoor]

Twirp has A spur. Indigo has spurs. Lark does not.

One spur? Unusual! Oh I need to do a spur inspection tomorrow!

 

[rural mouse]

He just might give Pyllis a run for her money in the 'exotic, but fashionable look'. Phyllis's look is a bit more sleek and glossy, though (but that may come with a few more months to him!) Wouldn't they be the equivalent of a Hollywood Power couple

He looks like he's going for the Punk Rocker look of the 1980s: the really wild looking ones....

 

[notabitail]

I can't be sure; the two center front with their butts to us - are they the same breed?

I'm thinking either 1 or none!

Correct answer is zero. There are six. All have names. Therefore, none of them count toward my total amount of chickens. See if you can guess that. I supposedly have 22.

 

[Ponypoor]

That comb is wild!

And he is only 7weeks!

 

[notabitail]

I don't see any chickens, you're free to get more

Yay!

 

[notabitail]

Yay!

But wait-if i have none how can I pay tax?

 

[Ponypoor]

He just might give Pyllis a run for her money in the 'exotic, but fashionable look'. Phyllis's look is a bit more sleek and glossy, though (but that may come with a few more months to him!) Wouldn't they be the equivalent of a Hollywood Power couple

Yep, and if Bob could have a Roo I would send Rico to him

He is already a spoilt rotten brat who hops up on you begging for treats and snooze on my lap

Bob would have a partner to keep those hens in line

 

[ValarieF]

I get ants in the bathroom every spring. I am not a fan.

I get them in the kitchen

 

[ValarieF]

Actually it’s under control now that I have been taking the correct medication. And I have a new Cadillac in my left eye, and end of the month I will have the procedure done again on my right eye!

OMG he has a car in his eye!