Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Pastel the Rooster]

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I may not have chicken toys or a collection of chicken clothes but I have chickens all over my tech. They even sleep on it. And I always talk about the chickens to people (and impress them when mentioning the blue eggs).

Well, I have green eggs. I reckon that's better than blue eggs.

 

[Chickin Fairy]

Ask my dad. I think he want's to send me to an orphanage because all I do is talk about how cute chickens are.
Are you sure you are as chicken crazy as that? Also my phone wallpapers are me holding Willow and Pastel, I have a few chicken stuffed animals on my shelves, I have a few chicken "toys", everytime I see something chicken in a store I beg my parents to buy it for me. I have chicken socks and a chicken shirt. Try to beat that. (There is more)

You need to buy the Chicken Wisperer hat from Amazon. I think my hubby and teenage daughter are ready to disown me because all I talk about are the birds Their eyes glaze over everytime I say, "guess what the chickens did today?!"

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

When he gets a new phone get your mitts on his old phone. Or tell your friends that you'll take their old phones off of their hands. I do that all the time (I am a tech nut. Sometimes I am annoying because of that).

The phone I have was "pretty much trash" in the eyes of my Dad. So I got him to say it was trash. And I said, "But I like devices that are pretty much trash". Well, he let me have it. And comparing a Galaxy Note9 to a iPhone 5s, the Note9 beats a iPhone 5s any day.

See, I'm not a very techy person... I know my phone keyboard. That's about it... I needed my brother to show me how to turn Do Not Disturb mode on... I'm quite stupid when it come to that sort of stuff.
When it comes to chickens though....

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

You need to buy the Chicken Wisperer hat from Amazon. I think my hubby and teenage daughter are ready to disown me because all I talk about are the birds Their eyes glaze over everytime I say, "guess what the chickens did today?!"

Oooh I'll have my mom buy it for me!
You should watch Chicken People on Prime. It is so funny

 

[notabitail]

Aha, plus the fact that kids at school hate me because I say that chickens are smarter than them (I think it is true even though the kids who KNOW I'm crazy are in gifted/ HONORS classes with me) and the fact that I also talk about chickens every waking moment at school.... Yeah, kids(meaning a few stupid boys) don't like me and those who own chickens and don't like them are always talking VERY LOUDLY near me about how they beat their chickens with baseball bats until they were dead.
Ugh. I hate the boys in my classes. I don't even know if I believe them, but the way they describe it makes it seem so real. I need to restrain myself from going and slapping them across the face. Wanna hear what I tell myself? "Pastel, don't slap them, you don't want to ruin your perfect record of never doing anything bad at school, or getting in trouble at school. Don't do what Splotch would do."

I would have gotten mad and probably hit someone. I almost yelled at someone for saying that chickens were dumb but ducks were smart. I have plenty of proof my chooks have a personality and that they are smart.
Chickens may not be able to write with a pen, but they are smarter. They know better than to go around saying mean things.
And beating the chooks with a bat until they die? I think you should report them for animal cruelty.
Being a boy, I know we love to tease. If they hate you they may be just lying. Then again, I'd have to hear them to know for certain. I would bet they are mean to their chickens from the sound of it.
I'm glad you're here on BYC. I like it here because no one will tell me I am dumb because of having chickens. Nooo, they say I am dumb because I believe I have 23, but they apply chicken math and say I have zero.

 

[Chickin Fairy]

Oooh I'll have my mom buy it for me!
You should watch Chicken People on Prime. It is so funny

I watched that years before I got chickens. Hilarious!!

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

Gee, if I want to have the energy to build something, whether it be my simple plan or @bgmathteach's hundred long page instructions, I'm gonna need rest. And I'm gonna need rest to afterwards catch a broody hen and candle all of her eggs and throw out the bad ones.
Good night!
@notabitail, we will continue our "who is more chicken crazy" argument tomorrow.

 

[notabitail]

Gee, if I want to have the energy to build something, whether it be my simple plan or @bgmathteach's hundred long page instructions, I'm gonna need rest. And I'm gonna need rest to afterwards catch a broody hen and candle all of her eggs and throw out the bad ones.
Good night!
@notabitail, we will continue our "who is more chicken crazy" argument tomorrow.

Good night! Sleep well. Don't go broody either!
Oh, I may be on and off tomorrow and the next week or so
You may find out tomorrow why.

 

[notabitail]

See, I'm not a very techy person... I know my phone keyboard. That's about it... I needed my brother to show me how to turn Do Not Disturb mode on... I'm quite stupid when it come to that sort of stuff.
When it comes to chickens though....

Swipe down twice from the top and tap Do Not Disturb. If you don't see it there swipe left and it might show up.
I'd need to know what kind of phone you have to know exactly what to do.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

You seem somewhat mature, I'll give you that. And trust me, I needed to pinch myself to restrain myself from slapping them. Ohhhhh, I hate it when they tell me chickens are stupid. I always snap at them when they call them dumb. Once I had a GREAT comeback for when they did. "You think chickens are dumb, look at yourself. At least chickens are smart enough to learn math. Come back next year and try again. Maybe math with come a bit easier. Last time I checked, my chickens grade book had A's, not all F's like you."
I would report them but I have no evidence that they did it. Who knows, maybe (hopefully) it was just a really bad dream. I doubt it though.
Nah, you don't say. Do boys REALLY like to tease? I NEVER knew that! (Sorry, I'm sarcastic and dramatic)
I'm not POSITIVE they hate me, but they are all such jerks to me. Even though I'm super nice. I help people up when they fall, and I'm friends with the quiet and shy kids. Apparently that's not good enough to be friend or even ally worthy.
I'm also glad that I'm here on BYC, and I'm glad you are here! This particular thread truly is amazing, and most of the other threads are too. Haha, chicken math is about to have a real toll on me, depending on how many chicks Willow hatches!

I would have gotten mad and probably hit someone. I almost yelled at someone for saying that chickens were dumb but ducks were smart. I have plenty of proof my chooks have a personality and that they are smart.
Chickens may not be able to write with a pen, but they are smarter. They know better than to go around saying mean things.
And beating the chooks with a bat until they die? I think you should report them for animal cruelty.
Being a boy, I know we love to tease. If they hate you they may be just lying. Then again, I'd have to hear them to know for certain. I would bet they are mean to their chickens from the sound of it.
I'm glad you're here on BYC. I like it here because no one will tell me I am dumb because of having chickens. Nooo, they say I am dumb because I believe I have 23, but they apply chicken math and say I have zero.