Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

Spring is here at the Chicken Palace. Calypso and Sylvie are still holding out.
Calypso is now nearly 11 months old. She is definitely trying to take Bernie’s advice: don’t lay your first egg in your first year.

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Such beautiful eggs from lovely young ladies.

 

[Ponypoor]

None of you people have to worry, my RIR Dakota just pooped on me (real bad stinky stuff)
So no further retaliation for my bad jokes is necessary.

Yuck!

 

[Yard Farmer]

I think I have a girlfriend for him:
Marriage license is $2 bucks a I’ll even perform the ceremony! View attachment 3765233

Oh no! Not Granger Smith!

 

[featherhead007]

SSSSPPPPPOOOOOTTTTTSSSSSSS!

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normally spots are average, but not so on Lady Featherington

 

[BY Bob]

Petunia is still unwell - I can feel a mass that feels like an egg in her abdomen, but cannot feel anything if I do an internal exam.

I gave her and Red an egg to eat, but she didn’t want to eat anything else.

I gave her another 1/4 calcium tablet, 1/2 an aspirin and some Tylenol for pain. Last I left her she was in a nest box for the night.

Any further suggestions would be appreciated

I don't think there is much you can do without a good vet.

 

[featherhead007]

Thankfully tomorrow is laundry day.

For me too, and pick up my dry cleaning

 

[notabitail]

@BY Bob
I need to test you. What is this:

 

[notabitail]

For me too, and pick up my dry cleaning

Dry cleaning?

 

[BY Bob]

Spaghetti again papa?

That is correct. Mrs BY Bob is Italian. There is always some hanging around the fridge.

 

[Ponypoor]

@BY Bob
I need to test you. What is this:
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A butt.