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No he has no interest in her, he seems to be in love with Muffy, who submitted to him today, Mr P ran over and gave him a thumping! How dare he take one of his ladies!
Tonight Bert decided to roost with the cool girls (those darn Azur who have been roosting anywhere but the Hen House), I chased the girls down off the stall walls and they started their march to the Hen House, but Bert flew off somewhere else so I had to go find him.
There he was on some boards, he wouldn’t move so I grabbed him by the tail to drag him out (I couldn’t reach him), WELL you would have thought it was The Exocist the noises he made - he is his Dada for sure - the same hellish screams - poor Truly almost fell over with shock, and Mr P kicked up a ruckus, I tried to calm Bert but he was beyond that. So I set him down and immediately he shuts up; then the brat turned looked at me and gave me ‘the finger’ (ok the stink eye but if he had fingers I am sure it would have been that!) and marched after the cool girls.
Who BTW didn’t even bat an eyelash, too busy stuffing their faces with a snack before bed!
Never a dull moment hereI apologized to him and told him he was going to get some luvin every night from now on, oh he was thrilled to hear that I am sure.



Just like @featherhead007 you have never failed to make me laugh.
You should write children's books about chickens. They would surely learn about them from you