Sure!

1. Are you nuts? If not, please enroll directly into our nut-making course.
2. Do you like chickens? If not, what are you doing on BYC?
3. Do you have chickens? If so GIMME PICS.
4. Do you swear to say that I am the bestest for the rest of your life?
4. Did you notice that I repeated this number? If not, see FNF for a glasses installment.
5. Em dash abusers are not allowed per RJ and yours truly. Explain the use of an em dash.
6. Since you won't consent to signing your soul over you must instead promise to spend at least three hours a day here, with penalty of a dude in a grim reaper costume following you around for a week if you don't.
7. Smuvs is never to be told 'good night'.
8. You must have a pet tater to join.
9. There is no 9. It's just a cool number.
Yep......all that
 
5. You mean this thing - ? I love dat thing. But I do not know the scientific definition. Though I use it like a comma sometimes to separate a thought that kind of has to do with the original. Like this sentence, my rooster-who fights off hawks-is awesomeness.
:smack WRONG. That is a hyphen. This is an em dash. — They have two very different uses, but you did indeed use that poor hyphen in the correct way for an em dash... so you have that going for you.
You pass anyway but you're on probation! :old :gig
 

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