Official Squatch Watchers

[TexasSam]

No....because she's gonna take them off when she thanks Sammy.... If you know what I mean

 

[Kiki]

No just the long ones she won't like it around her legs. Plus she is very short

She is a midget?

I bet she is a cute little thing.

 

[TexasSam]

Does she like to clean?
A nice lightweight Oreck vacuum would be nice.

Your trying to get me cutoff

 

[21hens-incharge]

https://denver.craigslist.org/grd/d/baby-chicks-are-perfect/6474245221.html

 

[TexasSam]

Or a steam mop!! I love those things. Get one with the vacuum part.

She keeps a very clean house but I'm not trying to get killed

 

[TexasSam]

A gift certificate to a local massage parlor would be nice too.
(Not that kind of massage)

I want one

 

[TexasSam]

I'd take another one in a heartbeat.

We have a dyson

 

[TexasSam]

A steam mop....a vacuum.....No no no. He may as well buy her Granny panties and thermal socks

Or a broom and dustpan

 

[Kiki]

https://denver.craigslist.org/grd/d/baby-chicks-are-perfect/6474245221.html

 

[TexasSam]

This is gonna make your birthday VERY awkward.....