Speaking of wearing pjs outside....
I was dying my hair today in my bathroom and when the timer goes off you have to jump in the shower to start rinsing it out or you’ll either be ugly or bald for the next few months.....
Anyway, just then, In my quiet dang neighborhood one of my hens starts SCREAMING the egg song and wouldn’t stop , then another one chimes in , then another AND another !
This was a Saturday when everybody’s home and NO ONE was weedwacking or cutting their grass like they usually do on a Saturday since we had so much rain the past few days....
And I dashed into the kitchen and opened and closed the door real hard a few times. They usually think I’m bringing them something good and stop.
BUT NO.
And my timer was beeping away!
So I had to RUN OUT THERE

WITH MY HEAD FULL OF HAIR DYE

WEAR A BATH TOWEL

FLIP FLOPS

AND BRIGHT BLUE RUBBER GLOVES








that shut them up immediately.
Sounds scary to me :lau
 
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Cobbler for breakfast .:ya
Speaking of wearing pjs outside....
I was dying my hair today in my bathroom and when the timer goes off you have to jump in the shower to start rinsing it out or you’ll either be ugly or bald for the next few months.....
Anyway, just then, In my quiet dang neighborhood one of my hens starts SCREAMING the egg song and wouldn’t stop , then another one chimes in , then another AND another !
This was a Saturday when everybody’s home and NO ONE was weedwacking or cutting their grass like they usually do on a Saturday since we had so much rain the past few days....
And I dashed into the kitchen and opened and closed the door real hard a few times. They usually think I’m bringing them something good and stop.
BUT NO.
And my timer was beeping away!
So I had to RUN OUT THERE

WITH MY HEAD FULL OF HAIR DYE

WEAR A BATH TOWEL

FLIP FLOPS

AND BRIGHT BLUE RUBBER GLOVES








that shut them up immediately.
:yuckyuck:clap
 
Soooo how did it turn out?:lau
Speaking of wearing pjs outside....
I was dying my hair today in my bathroom and when the timer goes off you have to jump in the shower to start rinsing it out or you’ll either be ugly or bald for the next few months.....
Anyway, just then, In my quiet dang neighborhood one of my hens starts SCREAMING the egg song and wouldn’t stop , then another one chimes in , then another AND another !
This was a Saturday when everybody’s home and NO ONE was weedwacking or cutting their grass like they usually do on a Saturday since we had so much rain the past few days....
And I dashed into the kitchen and opened and closed the door real hard a few times. They usually think I’m bringing them something good and stop.
BUT NO.
And my timer was beeping away!
So I had to RUN OUT THERE

WITH MY HEAD FULL OF HAIR DYE

WEAR A BATH TOWEL

FLIP FLOPS

AND BRIGHT BLUE RUBBER GLOVES








that shut them up immediately.
Early is still among the living. He still can't behave worth a doo but he's spending his day in the run and still being treated very well until I can find someone who will eat him or just wants to constantly fight a randy chicken.:rolleyes:
 
Soooo how did it turn out?:lau
Early is still among the living. He still can't behave worth a doo but he's spending his day in the run and still being treated very well until I can find someone who will eat him or just wants to constantly fight a randy chicken.:rolleyes:
Lol. Not too bad. Thanks for asking! :gig
Glad I went with “light brown” instead of “medium” or I’d have woken up as a “goth” today and had nothing to wear!

Not gonna lie.:oops: I’m kinda rooting for Early. I hope somebody comes to get him.
 

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