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Many years ago while out of state visiting family my mom and I went to a Halloween party. She’s a heavy set lady and went to the party as Aunt Jamima. Throughout the night someone was grabbing her butt. We never figured out who it was.
Another party a year or so later my parents went together as clowns. Now a little back story— my dad is a rather quiet guy. Very unassuming, a little shy maybe. The party is with friends so as part of his costume he carried a bag of candy. The kicker was when you reached into the bag, strategically positioned was a — uh hum — large “male tater”.

Not exactly the most PC of times.:oops:
 
Oh jeeze, my dad trick or treated as a hula girl with me....ohhh boy.:gig
FlyingNunFarm said:
Many years ago while out of state visiting family my mom and I went to a Halloween party. She’s a heavy set lady and went to the party as Aunt Jamima. Throughout the night someone was grabbing her butt. We never figured out who it was.
Another party a year or so later my parents went together as clowns. Now a little back story— my dad is a rather quiet guy. Very unassuming, a little shy maybe. The party is with friends so as part of his costume he carried a bag of candy. The kicker was when you reached into the bag, strategically positioned was a — uh hum — large “male tater”.

Not exactly the PC of times.:oops:
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ronott1 said:
I suppose if he was very old a slap would have worked.

This stuff is shocking! I could never imagine doing something like that. I guess my Mom dis a good job raising us
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Ok so VERY old a slap make the point..... From me it would still be throwing him to the ground.

Yes your mom did a good job. :highfive:
Morals and manners installed and functioning!
:yesss:
 
I was just floored, he was so little and sweet looking. More hair on his nose than his head, his wrinkles had wrinkles. But yet he pinched the taters out of me! I'm not talking hubba, hubba pinch i'm talking hermit crab.:barnie
21hens-incharge said:
Ok so VERY old a slap make the point..... From me it would still be throwing him to the ground.

Yes your mom did a good job. :highfive:
Morals and manners installed and functioning!
:yesss:
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Chickassan said:
I was just floored, he was so little and sweet looking. More hair on his nose than his head, his wrinkles had wrinkles. But yet he pinched the taters out of me! I'm not talking hubba, hubba pinch i'm talking hermit crab.:barnie
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I know he surprised you and scared the bajesus out of you.
Little and old ain't no excuse for
A. Bad manners
B. Assault
C. Being a dirty old man

one day he may just pinch a 15 year olds bum with dad right close by....... Thinking he might have bumps and bruises for his poor judgement.

I am betting a much nicer way to approach you would have been..... "Excuse me. I just wanted to tell you what a lovely lady you are."
Maybe still creepy but at least his hands would have been kept to himself.
 

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