Official Squatch Watchers

[Chickassan]

Coon defense is out. If all goes "well" ya'll know as well as murder can go I should have some bodies in the morning. I'm sorry, no catch and release on coons. I'm scared of them so it has to be murder, i'm not happy about it but they gotta go.

 

[Chickassan]

I'm like the worst murderer ever. I'm already fretting about what i'm going to do with my victims. If I was a good murderer i'd already have a plan.

 

[staceyj]

I'm like the worst murderer ever. I'm already fretting about what i'm going to do with my victims. If I was a good murderer i'd already have a plan.

We’d help with suggestions of things like a casual stop at a local seafood restaurant’s dumpster, but then we’d be co-conspirators, so we won’t....

 

[rjohns39]

I'm like the worst murderer ever. I'm already fretting about what i'm going to do with my victims. If I was a good murderer i'd already have a plan.

BBQ coon is good, but the last one I got was rabid.

 

[Redhead Rae]

I'm like the worst murderer ever. I'm already fretting about what i'm going to do with my victims. If I was a good murderer i'd already have a plan.

Follow the 3 S's: Shoot, Shovel, Shut up.

 

[staceyj]

Oh SNAP!!!!!

That is a great letter!!!!

I can't wait to see how they reply...

The business day ended with nothing but the sound of crickets.
If you never hear from me again, you’ll know why...

 

[Chickassan]

Any ideas? What do you do with a bunch of dead coons? I can't bury them the ground is frozen. I could just chuck them but hubs will probably notice an extra 25 or so pounds in the garbage. Tempted "but of course I won't" to just put them over the fence and send them home to daddy since he's housing them.

 

[rjohns39]

Any ideas? What do you do with a bunch of dead coons? I can't bury them the ground is frozen. I could just chuck them but hubs will probably notice an extra 25 or so pounds in the garbage. Tempted "but of course I won't" to just put them over the fence and send them home to daddy since he's housing them.

Eat the healthy ones and give the owner the ones who aren't.

 

[Chickassan]

Ohhhh don't want to be part of my dirty work! Lol! The hot dog place down the road would be perfect, they'd never notice.

We’d help with suggestions of things like a casual stop at a local seafood restaurant’s dumpster, but then we’d be co-conspirators, so we won’t....

 

[Chickassan]

How in the heck do you tell? They all look grungy. I wondered last year where all the raggedy coons were coming from and now I know. I think he'd be getting most of these back. I wondered why they didn't run either, they've been pretty much living butt to butt with a human so that is cleared up too. That man just brings messes!

Eat the healthy ones and give the owner the ones who aren't.