Omg! We should all run over!
Already trotted my squatchy behind over.

That is why I posted the link. I was going to go full "crazy squatcher" on the poor OP but decided to quietly muster my fellow minions.
Consider me mustered!

I was the "fridge nazi" at my parents when I lived there. My mom bought stuff in high quantities frequently and it drove me crazy. Do I would go in and stack and organize by date, which always faced out.
Who need 12 pounds of butter!?!

