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This is for anybody who was having a bad day today. After cleaning out klaus's cage I was shaking out her poop towel and a tiny piece of the poop got blown up into my mouth and was so far in the back of my throat that I could not spit it out. So basically I ate chicken poop. If I die sometime the next day or so that is why. I hope everybody gets a nice hearty laugh from the story.
Oh dear God! :eek::sick:sick:sick:sick

ACV ANYONE?
Whiskey?
MOONSHINE?
Gasoline?

Maybe you should worm yourself in a few weeks?

That over the counter stuff for little kids is basically pyrantel I think, so you’d be covered for everything but tapes! :gig
 
This is for anybody who was having a bad day today. After cleaning out klaus's cage I was shaking out her poop towel and a tiny piece of the poop got blown up into my mouth and was so far in the back of my throat that I could not spit it out. So basically I ate chicken poop. If I die sometime the next day or so that is why. I hope everybody gets a nice hearty laugh from the story.
:sick
 
This is for anybody who was having a bad day today. After cleaning out klaus's cage I was shaking out her poop towel and a tiny piece of the poop got blown up into my mouth and was so far in the back of my throat that I could not spit it out. So basically I ate chicken poop. If I die sometime the next day or so that is why. I hope everybody gets a nice hearty laugh from the story.
Oh NO!

Watch out for flying poo!
 
Is it wrong that I am eating skittles out of a shot glass?

The sound of a bag rattling gets Sable all wound up. :rolleyes:
Lol. No aay! I was eating the new junior mint minis out of a BIG shot glass just yesterday!
Not just for measuring spirits! They have tons of uses!
 
Lol. No aay! I was eating the new junior mint minis out of a BIG shot glass just yesterday!
Not just for measuring spirits! They have tons of uses!

:highfive:

That's awesome!!

My Texas shot glass has ounce measurements marked on it. I love that thing!

I hate auto incorrect! It changed OUNCE to SINCE. What the whyyyyy?

I fixed it! :tongue take that autocorrect!
 
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