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Chickassan said:
On top.of it all now i'm lumpy. Every time I get really stressed or sick...boom....lumps. Almost instantly. Discoid lupus erythematosus, big fat name for "have some lumps with your sh*t bricks." They are considerate though, they come to say heeey on my scalp mostly.
Like I wasn't lumpy enough already
:barnie
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I have psoriasis bumps on my head. They are not fun!

I hope you are over them soon
 
Aww, i'll deflate soon....:hugsmight help flatten the suckers quicker.
I'm like a god awful hairy potato, what a symptom.:gig
21hens-incharge said:
FWIW.........creepy creeper is likely to make most peeps get hives at least.

:hugsI still lurves you my lumpy friend.







Ps.....when hugging I do NOT grab butts. :cool:
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21hens-incharge said:
That's what hubs said.
Hey all that exercise got me down to 158!



OMG!!!!! WTH!!!! :eek:

A swift kick in the place that gets noticed with pointed toe boots would be appropriate!!!!:mad:



Yes!! To all the above!



Or charged!!!!!

OMG my hubs would not tolerate someone doing something like that creep did!
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Congrats on weight loss!
 
Ok old Lumpy Sh*tbricks has some photos and some instuction'ish material for you kids who cant or won't blow eggs.
I can do this, if you can't do it ...maybe get a designated "helper" it will be easy.
You need : Your egg
You need: A screw
You need: A toothpick
You need: An inner twelve year old.
Get your egg and your screw, gently screw your egg's bottom until a tiny hole has gone through shell and membrane, screw the screw out don't pull! Now gently slide your toothpick into the hole.
[This is my screw, it just has a handle. Everybody needs a dumba** drill it is handy!]
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The tooth pick in the clean little hole you made. Isn't that nice and neat?
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Ok, now we work...and snicker. Hold your egg toothpick down and um...pull the pick in and out, pretend its yall's honeymoon.
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What is that on the tip there? It is that egg you couldnt'/wouldn't blow or at least the start.
Keep making it an honest egg and you have a nice empty shell in no time....even less if you remembered that inner twelve year old you needed. ;)
 
CapricornFarm said:
Congrats on weight loss!
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I should have been clearer....that was my blood glucose reading. After finishing the front yard.....minus a section that was ok......my glucose is now 127...... My weight? I haven't looked recently. :hmm

Chickassan said:
Ok old Lumpy Sh*tbricks has some photos and some instuction'ish material for you kids who cant or won't blow eggs.
I can do this, if you can't do it ...maybe get a designated "helper" it will be easy.
You need : Your egg
You need: A screw
You need: A toothpick
You need: An inner twelve year old.
Get your egg and your screw, gently screw your egg's bottom until a tiny hole has gone through shell and membrane, screw the screw out don't pull! Now gently slide your toothpick into the hole.
[This is my screw, it just has a handle. Everybody needs a dumba** drill it is handy!]View attachment 1791429The tooth pick in the clean little hole you made. Isn't that nice and neat?View attachment 1791430Ok, now we work...and snicker. Hold your egg toothpick down and um...pull the pick in and out, pretend its yall's honeymoon.
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What is that on the tip there? It is that egg you couldnt'/wouldn't blow or at least the start.
Keep making it an honest egg and you have a nice empty shell in no time....even less if you remembered that inner twelve year old you needed. ;)
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Lol!! And OMG!!:gig

That tiny drill.....that could be very handy......a tool type that I don't have!!! Good lord!
 
Well...the tater deflator pills make you higher than a bird's butthole.
No better time to teach a valuable skill...you can't argue with that logic, unless you just wanted to.:old
21hens-incharge said:
I should have been clearer....that was my blood glucose reading. After finishing the front yard.....minus a section that was ok......my glucose is now 127...... My weight? I haven't looked recently. :hmm



Lol!! And OMG!!:gig

That tiny drill.....that could be very handy......a tool type that I don't have!!! Good lord!
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