Official Squatch Watchers

[21hens-incharge]

Good morning! I think it rained a little bit last night lol.
I left some afhgans on the clothesline overnight and they were wetter than when I strung them up.
Free second wash cycle!




Apparently there is a magical temperature and humidity that solidifies it in the pump.
When some unsuspecting idiot "me smh lol" pumps it pressure builds until a soap missile shoots out with unexpected velocity.
The warning is a little smaller than this.
The soap is tea tree oil heavy and having it in my eyeballs was a new experience....don't reccomend it.
It stabby pains with a secondary burning sensation and it looks like you live in a Vaseline jar for about half an hour.
I cussed myself hoarse, im fine otherwise.

I am very glad your eye is doing better. Not thinking I want to add that to a bucket list!

 

[Chickassan]

Im going to live.
Still squinty, but I think that is more mental like when your butt cheeks wont unclench after a fender bender.

Chicka, how's your eye doing?

 

[Chickassan]

Nooo, i'm no lilly but that made me squeal.
The fact they know people are going to do something wild and crazy like put soap in a pump bottle kills me.
It is the only warning on the whole bottle which is huge if you get the best bargain.
What do you normally do with a comically big bottle of soap?
Fill your pump bottles!
Freakin sadists.

I am very glad your eye is doing better. Not thinking I want to add that to a bucket list!

 

[Chickassan]

Small beans compared to Dr Bronner's revenge but these chicks are the biggest jerks to the saint of a woman who feeds them.
They've taken to hanging off the ends of my hair like pitbulls when I reach in the brooder.
Little known fact, they're heavy.
I see a bald, fingerless future waiting just for me.

Little tickle shark has no relevance but I was on Pinterest and he popped up for sale.
Im going to have one and im going tickle it.

 

[rjohns39]

Imagine walking out the door to see these. They were directly over the house when I walked out.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Imagine walking out the door to see these. They were directly over the house when I walked out.

You need at least 3 murders of crows!!!! OMG!!!!

Were they hunting your birds?????


And to think ALL I have had to deal with so far today was finding a squash beetle infestation on my yellow squash!
Sprayed with permethrin 10, removed plants to yard waste bin spraying more as I did so, treated the area heavily with sevin dust. Now removing all cukes and other squash plants so survivors have no new home.
I will treat the yard with triazicide once the hens go in the coop.

Yup I am going full nuke on them!!

 

[rjohns39]

You need at least 3 murders of crows!!!! OMG!!!!

Were they hunting your birds?????


And to think ALL I have had to deal with so fat today was finding a squash beetle infestation on my yellow squash!
Sprayed with permethrin 10, removed plants to yard waste bin spraying more as I did so, treated the area heavily with sevin dust. Now removing all cukes and other squash plants so survivors have no new home.
I will treat the yard with triazicide once the hens go in the coop.

Yup I am going full nuke on them!!

They apparently were just passing through. It's way to early for them to be migrating, but with the explosion of hummers, no male hummers and now the hawks, that's what I think I'm seeing. Doesn't bode well for those up north.

 

[Fishychix]

Good morning folks

Good morning!
Another interesting Monday. I wonder how much stuff I won’t get done today?
I locked myself out of the house this morning. I remember locking the back door so, I didn’t try that one. I called my kid, went straight to voicemail. Remembered the garage door opener in the car, for the side with the bunnies and birds. Oh well, they’ll deal with it. Phew! Finally got my purse and keys, and still have time to make it to work. Close garage door, nope. Okay, the light is not blinking, try again, nope. Ok, scooch the cages and terrify the birds. Still won’t close. Ugh! Find something to move sawdust out of the way and scooch the cages even more. Success!! Somehow, I still made it to work 5 minutes early. Come home for lunch to let the dog out, too late. Check on chickens, wait - the #$& back door was open the whole time?!
I’ll have to share my injury stories later, lets just say superman on swings = ER visit and a nasty face. I keep finding scars on my body I don’t even remember getting.

 

[rjohns39]

Good morning!
Another interesting Monday. I wonder how much stuff I won’t get done today?
I locked myself out of the house this morning. I remember locking the back door so, I didn’t try that one. I called my kid, went straight to voicemail. Remembered the garage door opener in the car, for the side with the bunnies and birds. Oh well, they’ll deal with it. Phew! Finally got my purse and keys, and still have time to make it to work. Close garage door, nope. Okay, the light is not blinking, try again, nope. Ok, scooch the cages and terrify the birds. Still won’t close. Ugh! Find something to move sawdust out of the way and scooch the cages even more. Success!! Somehow, I still made it to work 5 minutes early. Come home for lunch to let the dog out, too late. Check on chickens, wait - the #$& back door was open the whole time?!
I’ll have to share my injury stories later, lets just say superman on swings = ER visit and a nasty face. I keep finding scars on my body I don’t even remember getting.

Good morning Fishy, Wow what a terrible start to the day. Try so very hard to have a great day.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Good morning!
Another interesting Monday. I wonder how much stuff I won’t get done today?
I locked myself out of the house this morning. I remember locking the back door so, I didn’t try that one. I called my kid, went straight to voicemail. Remembered the garage door opener in the car, for the side with the bunnies and birds. Oh well, they’ll deal with it. Phew! Finally got my purse and keys, and still have time to make it to work. Close garage door, nope. Okay, the light is not blinking, try again, nope. Ok, scooch the cages and terrify the birds. Still won’t close. Ugh! Find something to move sawdust out of the way and scooch the cages even more. Success!! Somehow, I still made it to work 5 minutes early. Come home for lunch to let the dog out, too late. Check on chickens, wait - the #$& back door was open the whole time?!
I’ll have to share my injury stories later, lets just say superman on swings = ER visit and a nasty face. I keep finding scars on my body I don’t even remember getting.

With such a rough start it can only get better!

At least you didn't end up climbing through a window to find the door hanging wide open.......and realizing if you can get through the window so can others!