OHMIGOD, i did the most messed up thing ever last thing last night! 
you're gonna die.
first, let me preface this by saying: i have been on the internet since the dawn of man, or at least the very early 90's. a long time. i have NEVER done this.
i typed out this really fantastic letter requesting an immediate transfer by jan. 5 (i'm not gonna get it, so i will have my resignation letter/email ready to give them). i mean, professional, succinct, with a citation from NASN about safe student:school nurse ratios, the works.
and then, i sent it to a couple of work friends to proofread it, and tighten it up a bit. the subject was titled "merry christmas, and go f**k yourself very much, lol!!!" i cc'd it to myself, at my personal email address, or so I thought. (wait, do you see where this is going?!) i hit "send."
and then i realized--to my horror-that i sent it to my
work email, accidentally. and it never made it there. ever. the test message i sent immediately after made it. the reason why?
they have red flags and filters set up at the school's outlook accounts. as in, once a kid was in a boring history class and emailed his friend "i want to kill myself" (of boredom) and next thing you know, the flags in the system alerted admin, and he was sent off to crisis.
after spending a half hour on the phone with an idiot woman from bangladesh who totally could not help me find out what happened to the email, i gave up. so, even though i just rewrote and formally sent my perfect, professional email this morning, somebody higher up is gonna be REEEAAALLL pissed off!
(and a merry f*cking christmas to all!)
<insert big-ass jersey fist pump, and that obscene thing-we-do-with-the-hand-under-the-chin emoji here>